By Anonymous - United Kingdom
  Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML
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  Ambient25  |  24

And you let him say that shit??

A bit TMI, but when I have sex, it's best to match the dirty talk with hard pounding...otherwise it's just talk.

My best friend actually used to say: "I balled my girlfriend deep man". I always thought he meant basketball, since I dunno how you can "ball" someone deep...