By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 305
You deserved it 3 653

Same thing different taste

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Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.


hawright 13

Yes, he is 15, and she is 14 and pregnant.

BellaBelle_fml 23

No my dear, you are the ignorant one.

34- Thank you I think you are the only one who caught that.

hawright 13

69- You are welcome, I didn't want to leave you hanging.

weasel123 9
mnfer 7

Well, that's not the most overused line on the Internet.

Boy* that escalated quickly. And yes, overused meme phrases don't work here.

brittanyrmh_ 12
citymayer 7

For 74 it matters bc 52 needs to have his wrong correction corrected bc he's obnoxious.

SneakherHead 5

For 100 your correcting the wrong person you mean 75

You should tie him up and do what you please next time ;)

No, the safe word is Specific. If he says "pacific" instead, whip him.

Rosie_Posie43 12

Or maybe just duct tape his mouth

wlddog 14

Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.

It sounds like he's 2 or 3. Did you check his diaper? It could be why he is grumpy. Or maybe he needs his pacifier. You married a big baby OP.

PowerRussia 2

I think you married a child :P

enormouselephant 15

Sounds like he needs to talk about his mommy issues way more often to get them sorted out...maybe with a professional though.

mbusey 20

If you wanted special time why would you continue to talk about his mother...?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Yes you used the right word of "steal" (to take something that isn't yours)

Unbweavable 17

Well, I guess it's time to get friendly with the neighbors

I think relationship therapy would be more appropriate for them.

fylx100 19

I thought for a second there that 15 and 90 were the same person because of their profile picture and arguing with themself. Lol if they would have been the same person, I would have been really confused and laughed really hard.

94, I thought the same thing for a sec.