By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 222
You deserved it 3 633

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well that is special in its own way..

Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.

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well that is special in its own way..

How old is he...15?

^ mentally he is, I guess.

His reaction seems ridiculous to me

Yes, he is 15, and she is 14 and pregnant.

Threadjackers be jackin'

38- Happy Friday! *thumbs you down*

No my dear, you are the ignorant one.

#51, enjoying yourself, aren't you?

34- Thank you I think you are the only one who caught that.

69- You are welcome, I didn't want to leave you hanging.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Well, that's not the most overused line on the Internet.

Boy* that escalated quickly. And yes, overused meme phrases don't work here.

52 - It's, "Well."

52 & 74, does it really matter?

75 - If it doesn't, why ask? Dipshit

For 74 it matters bc 52 needs to have his wrong correction corrected bc he's obnoxious.

For 100 your correcting the wrong person you mean 75

You should tie him up and do what you please next time ;)

No, the safe word is Specific. If he says "pacific" instead, whip him.

Or maybe just duct tape his mouth

You guys sound like a blast

Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.

It sounds like he's 2 or 3. Did you check his diaper? It could be why he is grumpy. Or maybe he needs his pacifier. You married a big baby OP.

I think you married a child :P

Sounds like he needs to talk about his mommy issues way more often to get them sorted out...maybe with a professional though.

If you wanted special time why would you continue to talk about his mother...?

Maybe next time you should avoid that subject...

10 pounds of bacon!? :D *reads the rest* Oh you fucker! ;(

It's steal. Steel is metal.

Yes you used the right word of "steal" (to take something that isn't yours)

Well, I guess it's time to get friendly with the neighbors

Because cheating fixes everything?

I think relationship therapy would be more appropriate for them.

I thought for a second there that 15 and 90 were the same person because of their profile picture and arguing with themself. Lol if they would have been the same person, I would have been really confused and laughed really hard.

94, I thought the same thing for a sec.