How old is he...15?

^ mentally he is, I guess.

His reaction seems ridiculous to me

Yes, he is 15, and she is 14 and pregnant.

Threadjackers be jackin'

38- Happy Friday! *thumbs you down*

No my dear, you are the ignorant one.

#51, enjoying yourself, aren't you?

34- Thank you I think you are the only one who caught that.

69- You are welcome, I didn't want to leave you hanging.

Well, that's not the most overused line on the Internet.

Boy* that escalated quickly. And yes, overused meme phrases don't work here.

52 - It's, "Well."

52 & 74, does it really matter?

75 - If it doesn't, why ask? Dipshit

For 74 it matters bc 52 needs to have his wrong correction corrected bc he's obnoxious.

For 100 your correcting the wrong person you mean 75

No, the safe word is Specific. If he says "pacific" instead, whip him.

Or maybe just duct tape his mouth

You guys sound like a blast

It sounds like he's 2 or 3. Did you check his diaper? It could be why he is grumpy. Or maybe he needs his pacifier. You married a big baby OP.

Sounds like he needs to talk about his mommy issues way more often to get them sorted out...maybe with a professional though.

*touch....*

10 pounds of bacon!? :D *reads the rest* Oh you fucker! ;(

:(

Because cheating fixes everything?

I think relationship therapy would be more appropriate for them.

I thought for a second there that 15 and 90 were the same person because of their profile picture and arguing with themself. Lol if they would have been the same person, I would have been really confused and laughed really hard.

94, I thought the same thing for a sec.