By haunted - 23/10/2015 20:41 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Peeep 17

The chamber of secrets has opened!

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Peeep 17

The chamber of secrets has opened!

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drunkmunkey 24

or he has a really creepy neighbor

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ARSCON 15

That speaks parseltongue

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vikky538 28

Its not chamber! Its commode of secret from toilet!!!

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WD_Stevens 22

He's got an entrance to the ministry! That's just what you want when leaving work - someone ******** on your head.

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fatman1970 25

It sounds like someone wanted to Slytherin!

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dyscomonkee 12

You're all idiots

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mds9986 24

83- you accomplished a lot.

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aspecialspecial 21

Sounds like you were scared..... Shitless!! *baduntiss*..... Okay I'll see my self out..

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

Omg! That sucks!!! I would have anxiety the rest of the night and have a house exorcism the next day!! Just reading this freaks me out a bit.

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Morning_fml 22

I don't think you know what an exorcism really is.

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Lalala579121 27

28, it could be a demon so an exorcism could work. A seance would make more sense to do, though.

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gracehi 31

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NEVER ever do a seance when you're being haunted! It only encourages the spirit(s)! Only talk to it to tell it it's not welcome! Don't sit around a table with a damn medium and ask it what it wants! Who cares what it wants? YOU want it to leave you the **** alone, or should anyway.

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Lalala579121 27

What if it's Casper though? Why be rude to such a friendly ghost?

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BrokenDreamer24 15

Okay, 71, there is a BIG difference between a seance and a exorcism. Please use google and educate yourself.

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gracehi 31

90, Please educate yourself on how to read a thread. Nowhere did I suggest that an exorcism and a seance are the same thing. I was responding to 69's assertion that OP ought to do a seance rather than an exorcism.

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jenninyc1128 17

A house exorcism? I think you mean Have the house blessed...

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zeffra13 31

Is that wall against a neighboring apartment or an outside wall? Maybe someone was messing with you. Or maybe, since you woke up at 2 am, your brain wasn't quite awake and played tricks on you.

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lyricalservant 21

Either of the two it seems. Or it could be that he has some actual entity that's haunting him.

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Talonshere 14

Boogeyman was based off of a real incident.

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pokemyeyes 23

Or maybe it was just a nightmare but one of those very realistic ones that takes a couple of days to realise

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gracehi 31

It's possible it was a waking dream. I've had those. Although, I've never experienced one when I was able to get up and use the toilet, and I've never heard of one like that either. Waking dreams are usually accompanied by sleep paralysis.

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Ikashy73 14

This has actually sort of happened to me more than once. Usually it's just that there was some wind and my mind played tricks on me and made me hear my name instead.

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shadowhunter426 11

That is terrifying. For your own safety, please hire someone to cleanse your house of spirits. I'm not a professional, but I've seen a few movies and I know how this is going to end.

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A07 48

"I'm not a professional, but I've seen a few movies" sounds like something to put on my CV

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THEXOCDXGAMER 5

How did this get down voted so fare this is some funny shit she wrote !!!!!! lol

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olpally 32

That scared me a little...

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