By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

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Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML
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SakataGintoki 9

Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.

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mykelinva 4

What a pussy. Sack up Momms but

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SmittyJA24 26

You married this guy ... Why?

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iamzikang 17

I lol'ed so hard hahaha

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Rukkus92 16

How did you get onto the topic of his mother when you're trying to steer towards "special time"?

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

That's what I'm saying.

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arnthegreat 0

Somehow find the latter half to be an exaggeration.

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wubbazugg 5

All you need to do is grab his ****. Just rip his pants down and go to town. If he stops you, there is something seriously wrong with him.

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olpally 32

Who passes up Giggity Giggity time to argue about their mother and suck on his thumb? What a bitch...

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Tyvex 2

So you're saying its ridiculous to refuse sex and you can think of absolutely no good reasons for this man passing it up in this situation.

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rubyliu8420 7

Wait, you did marry a man & not a small child, right?

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