WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Jeff make
Malvern, United States
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Bakerman
United States
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
BoredRunner42
United States
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Top comments
Swiifty_fml 9
Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)
MartiOan 8
I bet you didn't see that coming...
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Comments (84)
flashback.miss 28
Tactless bitchy snow-queen. Good riddance. You'll find someone much better, OP. Good luck.
AGB10 19
Is it just me that finds the question rather OP asked rather silly? ..if she's dated anyone before (which OP should be aware of) clearly she has... Not to say her response wasn't rude. Take care OP
irepmn 14
Same thing I was thinking
corocoro 30
Some people just want to know. Doesn't justify her reaction, though.
CorDa616 22
Not if she got dumped, considering her personality it's not hard to believe.
spiritfang11237 16
is it just me that thinks that maybe OP's girlfriend thought he was using that line as an opening to break up with her and decided to break up with him first?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Maybe her exes broke up with her. I believe that OP was asking whether or not she's pulled the plug. on past relationships.
mak2010 5
Better not ask that next time, ehh?
mrsnugglefunny 10
I don't support hitting women but.........
Wakachulak 22
Me neither, -1
FreakyMySlinky 7
You can't say you don't support hitting women, and then hint at hitting one. You sir, are an idiot.
corocoro 30
I don't support hitting people, no matter the gender. ┐(￣ー￣)┌
jennababe98 9
But.....you're a douche?
abhi95 31
Well I guess that settles that! 2 birds in stone.. She's got some of them skills!
brittyboo123 35
That was a heartless way of ending the relationship. You'll find someone better op.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Sounds like she was planning on ending it. This was just the perfect opportunity to her. Sorry your ex was so heartless, OP. Could be worse; at least you don't have AIDS.
thatnucca 36
That's pretty childish...
mrcoder 5
Still better than breaking up over text :D
bigpops 12
Well ,you got your answer....next!