WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Jeff make
Malvern, United States
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Bakerman
United States
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
BoredRunner42
United States
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Top comments
Swiifty_fml 9
Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)
MartiOan 8
I bet you didn't see that coming...
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Comments (84)
crash4208 4
Haha. I'm sorry but that is awesome.
RamiUSMC 9
what a douche. oh wait I thought only guys were douche bags ..guess not
Rahii_nami 10
wow ... maybe it'd be better if u wouldnt ask her.....how dare she is......
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
Daaaammnn. That's ball shrivelling rough.
ihatebob 2
Well, what I don't understand is that you asked if she had broken up with anyone, which would mean past tense. But, when she replies "Yeah. You", that's present tense. FYL, for getting dumped in that way, and for having an ex who had bad grammar lol :) -GRAMMAR NAZIS UNITE-
lexveil 1
No one breaks up with someone for no reason. There's always a reason, big or small.
DrChimpNipples 6
kind of an odd question to just ask someone out of the blue.
daynagrace 4
oh no, that's awful OP. That's straight savage.