WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Jeff make
Malvern, United States
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Bakerman
United States
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
BoredRunner42
United States
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Top comments
Swiifty_fml 9
Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)
MartiOan 8
I bet you didn't see that coming...
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Comments (84)
Wakachulak 22
I don't know, it seems a bit like she's just trolling you
HeartOfLead 24
Well, if she never broke up with anyone before you, then that would mean she is dating more than one person...
alonur 6
They could have broken up with her..
corocoro 30
Wow, that's harsh. Sorry to hear that, OP, and better luck next time.
Goblin182 27
HArsh, but let's face it, if we saw that in a movie we would all laugh.
PoisonedLiquor 17
What's for you won't go passed you. Meaning that it was meant to be, simply because she is not the right one for you. To pastures new and all that!
kumonsucks 7
BABY COME BACK
abbyycarper 13
Aww sorry about that I guess you shouldn't have asked
jw90 18
Bitch move on her part. I don't know why people can't be more courteous these days.
Eire17 15
What a bitch, you can do better OP.
hntandjlt 8
Aww I'm sorry but don't let her bring you down. You can find someone better.