Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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SnowFlakeInAK 7
Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!
beckymu 4
good friend you have there...
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Comments (270)
Kimber0127 0
wow what a respectful friend..
lauraakatt 0
hey, you're popular!
ninjacatz 0
i believe the correct term is spaming
jawjuhh 6
Wow, you actually have to pay to receive texts in America? That's so stingy xD
trif09 0
that's nothing. I have the droid 2 global and I downloaded the bomber and then showed my friend who has a droid X how to download it. we then developed what we call, "The Nuke". The Nuke is a 10,000 text bomb with no delay between messages. id hate to be the person that gets the nuke
Equin0x 0
Being billed for receiving texts? WTF, sounds like OP needs a new provider.
djmixon 0
sounds like you either need to find new friends or block all of them.
snegec 7
I'd say you deserved it. You definetly need a new mobile phone provider if you're being billed for texts/calls RECEIVED. Here around in Europe, we only pay for texts we actually send. Calls are categorized into two sections. If it's from your country, the caller pays. If it's from a foreign country, both pay, but the caller pays more. So.. get a new provider and laugh in your "friends" faces?
Ihatecupcakes17 0
Here is what MIGHT have happened.... She got a pay phone or a bad plan either way the SOLUTION is to say " I have to go to blah blah see ya :)"
Ihatecupcakes17 0
Here is what MIGHT have happened.... She got a pay phone or a bad plan either way the SOLUTION is to say " I have to go to blah blah see ya :)"