Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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SnowFlakeInAK 7
Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!
beckymu 4
good friend you have there...
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stevenmx86 8
And out cost you a whole $10 your life sucks.. Lol
teamholcombe 0
Only a hundred messages, they are some inexperienced text bombers. When I text bomb I send well over 500 messages at once. On top of that I make them long.
tenniscrazy2 6
Time to get some new friends...
birds_fml 7
Why don't you disable texting? I've got my plan set up to disable any outgoing or incoming data, so no one can text me, and I don't accidentally send a text. If someone needs to talk to me, they can call me, or wait till I get home and send me a message on the computer.
aeroliontvw 4
most plans don't charge unless you actually open the messages. even my moms Tracfone doesn't. if yours does give us a heads up so we know who not to use!
BIGshooter 2
tracfone- hells yeah walmart !
BIGshooter 2
kick her square in the ****.
jenna5960 7
Quit being a cheap a$$ and get unlimited texting. if you can't afford it then you shouldn't have a cell phone.
kaitrin 0
I would have been so pissed
The_Voytek_Bear 14
I've never heard of charging for received text messages (or voice calls) in Europe (apart from some premium services which you have to activate). It's a bit lame that you don't have control over your own bill... BTW. If a telephone marketer calls you do you pay as well?
Danielt104 6
Text her back by telling her to get out of life. Actually, you should break her phone