Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if...

By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By mannydanny - 01/09/2011 23:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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By sexybelly - 26/03/2015 08:35 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 18:00

Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..

bellakaykid 6

Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

Yes, that counts.

Comments

cheer4ever96 8

Friday 12 August 2011 8:12

I'm sorry. :( your dad shouldn't have said that at all.

SoSolidSingh 2

Friday 12 August 2011 9:54

Just look at it this way: They kept you So clearly you wernt an accident!!

gbreck 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:46

How pleasant...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 12 August 2011 12:08

"Unplanned" doesn't necessarily mean "unwanted", and even a lot of parents who didn't think they wanted kids, or didn't think themselves capable of raising a child, nonetheless rise to the occasion and love their children and raise them well. If you've grown to the age where you can ask that question and get an honest answer, and never doubted that your parents loved you, you had a more fortunate childhood and better parents than many.

PapSmearNinja 4

Friday 12 August 2011 13:21

hell yah that counts! alcohol + drugs + party. . sometimes = baby¡¡¡¡

CrazyGirl445 4

Friday 12 August 2011 14:28

I was planned its just they got me when both of them were wasted on my dads birthday.

kalekla 1

Friday 12 August 2011 14:29

That's sucks seriously. Just picture this, my mom and my two aunts all pregnant at the same time all three of us were due the same day. Ewwww. Although when we graduated high school they were talking about a trip to WI that happened 18 years ago, even more sick!!!!!! They arnt hiding it!!!!!