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You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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Congratulations, Chris. I bet that hurt like a son-of-a-bitch! Look on the bright side though, at least you won't have anymore problems with constipation since your butthole is so loose!

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I'm gonna stick my head out too and congratulate Chris on his rather unorthodox method of child delivery. Bet that hurt like a motherfucker, man; my condolences to your anal virginity, such as it was or indeed was not.

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My guess is it got shoved up there by a mod when they finished raping him for screaming first or something.

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Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone Blame it on the a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-alcohol

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And that kiddies is why the church us against Sodomy, but still congradulations to you Chris. Boy or girl?

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Eklypze, I'm 100% certain that's not what he meant, as some hysterically funny mod whose name probably rhymes with "High Sin" altered Chris' "FIRST!" post to something with a little more oomph.

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I always thought that Sirin's name meant the mythological creature, whom voice was so beautiful that men would follow it until their deaths. wee-woo?

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Wikipedia's occasionally your friend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirin Fuck, I can't believe I just made a USEFUL comment. I feel so dirty now, someone please tempt me into murdering them or something, I need to redeem myself.

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KaySL, I swear if she bans you for revealing that, I'm gonna be pissed. At you, not her. Stop the goddamned useful comments and get back to being as irritating as sand in your shorts. Here, you can take a pot shot at me. I'll even make it easy: KaySL, your dumb. Ok, now you!

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ayame don't be a cinn. don't post boring page long comments! we all know what happened to cinn for doing that. WahaHaha

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#83, I happen to like Cinn and her comments. So what if she gives good advice and posts intelligent comments? She's actually very nice if you ever get the chance to talk to her. Don't judge people.

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congrats, Chris! I hope it didn't drown in the toilet, though. far too many anal-born babies are killed everyday in that manner. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!

By  zp5

the way i read this FML was that you thought it was a problem that your mother didn't drink... other then that, sorry OP. at least your mom doesn't drink.

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