By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 171
You deserved it 4 558

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You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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I just gave birth to a small child via the not so well known method of anal delivery, wee-woo!

Good job, we're proud of you!

i feel bad for you.

Congratulations, Chris. I bet that hurt like a son-of-a-bitch! Look on the bright side though, at least you won't have anymore problems with constipation since your butthole is so loose!

I'm gonna stick my head out too and congratulate Chris on his rather unorthodox method of child delivery. Bet that hurt like a motherfucker, man; my condolences to your anal virginity, such as it was or indeed was not.

Chris - Did you name it yet?

My question to Chris is: how the fuck did the baby get in there in the first place?

My guess is it got shoved up there by a mod when they finished raping him for screaming first or something.

The same way it came out of course.(:

you must be in a lot of pain, Chris. are you going to have another?

I delivered the anal baby. It wasn't a pretty sight...

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone Blame it on the a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-alcohol

And that kiddies is why the church us against Sodomy, but still congradulations to you Chris. Boy or girl?

Am I the only one waiting for Chris to reply? We need these questions answered already!(:

haha that song is soo lame 42 !

I'm pretty sure he means he took a crap

Eklypze, I'm 100% certain that's not what he meant, as some hysterically funny mod whose name probably rhymes with "High Sin" altered Chris' "FIRST!" post to something with a little more oomph.

Both the "i"s are like in "sin".

In that case, Sirin, you are awesome.

so its like sih-rin

Chris.. that's hot.

I always thought Sirin was pronounced "Sigh-rin" not "Sih-rin"

I always thought it was pronounced "Sirin." Looks like I was right! ;D

17 but when he has diarreah....

I always thought that Sirin's name meant the mythological creature, whom voice was so beautiful that men would follow it until their deaths. wee-woo?

Wikipedia's occasionally your friend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirin Fuck, I can't believe I just made a USEFUL comment. I feel so dirty now, someone please tempt me into murdering them or something, I need to redeem myself.

KaySL, I swear if she bans you for revealing that, I'm gonna be pissed. At you, not her. Stop the goddamned useful comments and get back to being as irritating as sand in your shorts. Here, you can take a pot shot at me. I'll even make it easy: KaySL, your dumb. Ok, now you!

ayame don't be a cinn. don't post boring page long comments! we all know what happened to cinn for doing that. WahaHaha

#83, I happen to like Cinn and her comments. So what if she gives good advice and posts intelligent comments? She's actually very nice if you ever get the chance to talk to her. Don't judge people.

83 what happened to Cinn?

congrats, Chris! I hope it didn't drown in the toilet, though. far too many anal-born babies are killed everyday in that manner. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!

best fucking comment ever

vaginal birth is for people who wanna play by the rules~ Jenna marbles~

Awww... that sucks!

I find it hilarious. Plus his mother was probably kiddin around.

no, the point is they didn't suck.

HAHAHA at least she was honest. Avoid the Natty Light.

Yeah...sometimes honesty is NOT the best policy, IMHO.

Ouch. That's a bummer op.

Tell me you're pretty.

That's brutal XD

Your Mom sounds like a very sensitive person. tell her Thanks for the memories.

the way i read this FML was that you thought it was a problem that your mother didn't drink... other then that, sorry OP. at least your mom doesn't drink.

if u only have enough money to buy condoms or beer...you go with the second one

Oh dear! That's pretty unfortunate. Like you. (: