By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 237
You deserved it 4 578

Same thing different taste

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You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

xoxchelaxox08 17

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.


I just gave birth to a small child via the not so well known method of anal delivery, wee-woo!

the_flirtt 0
KingDingALing 9

Congratulations, Chris. I bet that hurt like a son-of-a-bitch! Look on the bright side though, at least you won't have anymore problems with constipation since your butthole is so loose!

My question to Chris is: how the **** did the baby get in there in the first place?

sourgirl101 28

The same way it came out of course.(:

zp5 4

you must be in a lot of pain, Chris. are you going to have another?

KingDingALing 9

I delivered the anal baby. It wasn't a pretty sight...

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone Blame it on the a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-alcohol

And that kiddies is why the church us against Sodomy, but still congradulations to you Chris. Boy or girl?

sourgirl101 28

Am I the only one waiting for Chris to reply? We need these questions answered already!(:

the_flirtt 0

haha that song is soo lame 42 !

I'm pretty sure he means he took a crap

Eklypze, I'm 100% certain that's not what he meant, as some hysterically funny mod whose name probably rhymes with "High Sin" altered Chris' "FIRST!" post to something with a little more oomph.

wwerulez14 6

In that case, Sirin, you are awesome.

Cheekylozza 3
zp5 4

I always thought Sirin was pronounced "Sigh-rin" not "Sih-rin"

I always thought it was pronounced "Sirin." Looks like I was right! ;D

sourgirl101 28

I always thought that Sirin's name meant the mythological creature, whom voice was so beautiful that men would follow it until their deaths. wee-woo?

KaySL, I swear if she bans you for revealing that, I'm gonna be pissed. At you, not her. Stop the goddamned useful comments and get back to being as irritating as sand in your shorts. Here, you can take a pot shot at me. I'll even make it easy: KaySL, your dumb. Ok, now you!

fritz2 0

ayame don't be a cinn. don't post boring page long comments! we all know what happened to cinn for doing that. WahaHaha

#83, I happen to like Cinn and her comments. So what if she gives good advice and posts intelligent comments? She's actually very nice if you ever get the chance to talk to her. Don't judge people.

Shutuptroll 0

congrats, Chris! I hope it didn't drown in the toilet, though. far too many anal-born babies are killed everyday in that manner. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!

JayJaysGirl 0

vaginal birth is for people who wanna play by the rules~ Jenna marbles~

I find it hilarious. Plus his mother was probably kiddin around.

Dont_Explain 3

no, the point is they didn't suck.

HAHAHA at least she was honest. Avoid the Natty Light.

Yeah...sometimes honesty is NOT the best policy, IMHO.

Your Mom sounds like a very sensitive person. tell her Thanks for the memories.

zp5 4

the way i read this FML was that you thought it was a problem that your mother didn't drink... other then that, sorry OP. at least your mom doesn't drink.

scarface90 8

if u only have enough money to buy condoms or go with the second one

lovebearrr 0

Oh dear! That's pretty unfortunate. Like you. (: