Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage.... - FML

By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By heartbrokenhaley - 23/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 08:01

Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML

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By Spinster - 30/09/2015 05:26 - United States - Brush

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 14:56 - Japan

Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML

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By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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kateinurarms 13

Monday 5 September 2011 22:52

time for a new boyfriend

Vash_41288 10

Monday 5 September 2011 22:53

On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.

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Pendragon525 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:59

Well, at least he's being honest. He's telling you that he sees no real future with you and will leave when Ms. Right finally makes an appearance. I don't know who you are, but I'm betting you deserve better than this.

LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:08

Lol thats so ******

jeluc01226 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:26

There are three rings to marriage engagement ring, weeding ring then sufeRING

jallred254 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:29

Probably ugly...

SoFluffy 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:41

Sucks for you

hasd96 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:12

should've said "I believe in chasing x boyfriends with a chainsaw"

MisterMcDizzle 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:24

(.Y.) = : )

clementine00 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:24

Nothing says I need to break up with this asshole quite like that.

Flakitaflaka03 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:31

What an ass. Leave him.

Pendragon525 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:41

Well said, 25. I hope she has a strong enough self-esteem to follow that advice.

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