By kidswithnomanners - 05/09/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML
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Her new name is now Catherine Obvious.

Jade: we gotta get out of here! Tori: yeah. thank you. katharine obvious! Trina: what?  Tori: i said, thank you katharine obvious! Robbie: did she say KATHARINE obvious? Andre: it’s captain obvious.. Tori: huh? Jade: the expression is thank you CAPTAIN obvious. Tori: it’s not katharine? Trina: no. Beck: who would katharine be? Tori: katharine could be a captain. 

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nice kid. haha

No problem Sargent sarcasm (;

You learn a lot of important stuff in kindergarten.

It be funnier if she said "No shit sherlock!"

Chill out, that's adorable. At least she didn't swear.

Is there a new Dora the explorer character called captain obvious I don't know about? or is this kid just plain awesome?

i am going to be nice to your kid. she may end up being my boss one day.

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inb4 fml user, "Captain Obvious" makes his obligatory post.

what was the point in that comment 45?

She's gotta learn young!

Who's this "Captain Obvious"?

Her next obvious observation would have been me whipping her damn ass with a belt.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but are four year olds even capable of cleaning their own rooms?

95 - I was told I was in charge of cleaning the house while still in the womb... I still cleaned everything and left mints on the pillow too. Oh yes I did windows too.

-96, did you paint the house and put shingles on the roof too?

Did you follow up by asking who raised you!?

@95 If they are old enough to mess it up...

111 - Yes even when I was born I slapped my own ass and cut the cord. Then I slapped the doctor for dropping me.

130- I bet you were handed a Dos Equis right when you came out of the womb. ;)

130- I bet you were handed a Dos Equis right when you came out of the womb. ;)

141 - I already had a little captain in me first ;) and in not talking bout the drink.

Kids these days :/

nice one uhh.... colonel captain?

Her new name is now Catherine Obvious.

Jump on that! You don't want her being rude like that.. Or she will turn into a brat.

Jade: we gotta get out of here! Tori: yeah. thank you. katharine obvious! Trina: what?  Tori: i said, thank you katharine obvious! Robbie: did she say KATHARINE obvious? Andre: it’s captain obvious.. Tori: huh? Jade: the expression is thank you CAPTAIN obvious. Tori: it’s not katharine? Trina: no. Beck: who would katharine be? Tori: katharine could be a captain. 

Thank you 54, for bringing back that great memory that isn't exactly mine but it was hilarious!

lol!! you must be a fan! ; ) thanks for making me laugh.. again

Haha I love that show too!!

Cartoons these days...

Haha I love that show!:)

Somebody's been watching Victorious ;D I love that show haha

Haha shes feisty.;)

You raise them well, OP

Feisty one you are

shed heard that b4

Nawwww, ya think? I figured she's just an intellectual genius and thought of that on her own.

In the words of the four year old, "thank you captain obvious!"

4:No shit Sherlock -_-

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Sorry, but would you go back to fourth grade English?

They grow up so fast :'P

Do you have any older kids? She might have heard it from them. Don't worry, she may still respect you.

Beat the fuxkin shit outta that bitc*

I hope you're calling your dong a bitc*. If not go run through traffic naked, and get run over by a bus.

This is what Russel Peters Is talking about when he says you need to beat your kids

Beat em like they stole somethin

"My parents beat my ass." "My parents beat my ass, too!" "Me, too!" "I got sent to my room." "YOU HAVE A ROOM?!"

Pugs not drugs! That shirt is from Delia's!:)

"Come here girl." "Yeah, mom?" *hits* "What was that for?!" "Just in case."

Would you like to get beaten as a kid

#113 was beaten as a kid. F$&@en hell if I will ever talk back, and I still have the highest love and respect for both of my parents.

Beat em like a boss ;)

113- Just an fyi, parents beat their kids for discipline. If your parents beat you that's a sign for love. If they didn't care for you they wouldn't have done anything and you could have been a terrible talk backing child. Because they beat you, it shows they want you to become a better person.

Somebody gonna get a hurt real baaaadddd

Have fun with that one.

Kids say the darnest things. *chuckles*