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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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You deserved it 33 102

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By Doy - 19/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

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By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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You deserved it 4 847

By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 8 980

By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 7 969

Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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You deserved it 49 688

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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You deserved it 6 284

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 224

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 044

You deserved it 7 425

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:49

This is called honesty. The best gift he could give you.

JayDawgg 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:44

well it's your fault for being fat

Comments

Dr_Soapynutz 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 22:06

Take his advice, fatty.

PrettyBoissuckba 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 6:38

Tell him you want a boyfriend who's not a chick. That's what i'd do hon!

Karnezar 2

Thursday 30 December 2010 5:58

Least hes honest. Now, go to the gym, big girls don't cry! O:< /lamejoke

Not_so_innocent1 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:12

Well maybe he just wants you to be thin, to fit into a sexy Santa costume he's getting ya ;)

RoxUrSoxs 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:15

Well...he's honest :) Don't get mad, just ask him if wants to join you.

runnawaygirl 4

Friday 30 March 2012 13:54

In his defense, you did promise you wouldn't get mad...but it sucks for you that you have a boyfriend who doesn't love you the way you are.

macpabloBUCK 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 7:49

Isn't that suppose to happen after marriage, not before

aprylrain7 7

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:32

Be grateful he's being honest! A little insensitive on the execution but then again he could just take the easy route and cheat! If u Keep it tight and your man will stay home at night

youknowimright 5

Friday 4 January 2013 4:05

this isnt an fml.

amadisdemitrius 5

Thursday 28 February 2013 23:37

I'm so sick of people whining about their horrible life because their partners said something honest. You're not fat because he said you are... you're fat. You have a great boyfriend who felt safe enough with you to express how he felt and it sounds like he did it fairly nicely. Its constructive criticism, do something about it. You know what happens when your partner doesnt communicate honestly? read the FML posts where they're all cheating on each other.