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By indianaxx - 30/01/2010 17:21 - France

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

Standard guy stuff. Everyone hangs a washcloth or towel on their dick and stares at it for a minute for lulz.

xxhappyninjaxx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

wow that really sucks

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

wow that really sucks

seabrook 7

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

rofl aw

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:11

Be thankful he wasn't fully naked.

Dandamanoo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:34

better out than in

danielj8 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:59

Sucks for you. disown your dad.

Danielt104 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:07

Lol, nice dad. XD

Caayouteepie 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:04

lol?

Jake1595 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

haha!

ihatedads 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

fyl.

LauraTheKiwi 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:22

Your name goes well with this. :L

chicababe912 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

haha that's great

bazinga_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

Poor girl..

MuRz_209 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

what the hellllll 

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

Standard guy stuff. Everyone hangs a washcloth or towel on their dick and stares at it for a minute for lulz.

TheDaveCA 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:08

Most guys don't share it with a wedding party though...

ncurtsak 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:15

10/14 both completly true statements haha FYL though

crystalxa 35

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:36

I agree it's standard guy stuff! And I hope we was drunk, but it is hilarious!

snakrange 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

HAHA FAIL!

luvuall 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:07

Tarzan =P

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