Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
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Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my six year-old son asked me, "Dad, what's a glory hole?" FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
You always told him he could be anything he wanted when he grew up!!! Just a little concerned he is striving to be the next Ron Jeremy before his voice has even changed!!!
monstermatt001 13
He's going to have a "hard time" with that! ;)
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Comments (139)
tbon3r 15
well if he has a moustache when he's older he could be a police man,**** star, or pedophile.. so there's three options and not one.
awesomeamandas 37
i didn't know that all it took to be a police officer was to have a mustache. learn something new everyday.
slyde32 12
all the police that I've seen have been clean shaven, obviously fake cops, then
brians3395 4
what is a mustache?
yorkie_16 15
looks like he has his priorities straight haha :)
LennyComa 39
Its good to have a dream
worldclassrager 41
With how much money they make I don't blame him...but he's ten got a few years to change his mind
kurodansei 16
I feel like the men don't make as much in general.
ShutTheFuCupcake 7
"always follow your dreams kids" yeah right
lina21 12
Was he just screwing with you? By 10, some kids are good at coming up with crap they know will freak you out, get a good rise
pjsr 33
It sounds like he already got the good rise
derpina72 23
Deep breaths man, deep breaths.
derpina72 23
Oh my goodness you guys, I'm sorry. Idk how that happened, but this comment was meant for the FML above this one.:.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
There are articles on the web describing in details how the job looks like. Give them him to read. If he is old enough to wish for the job, he is old enough to read about the injections and so on...
Demoniq 25
I would totally use this opportunity to show him how amateur **** stars live, and bring on some statistics about what it takes to actually earn anything. Scare the idea out of him ;)
MistyKittyx 25
a bright future ahead. indeed.