Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my six year-old son asked me, "Dad, what's a glory hole?" FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
You always told him he could be anything he wanted when he grew up!!! Just a little concerned he is striving to be the next Ron Jeremy before his voice has even changed!!!
monstermatt001 13
He's going to have a "hard time" with that! ;)
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Comments (139)
DJisHere11 19
I did not see that cuming!
muis545 21
unfortunately I did see your comment cumming
MortenM 17
That's not the right way to do it #73. Close your eyes or it stings
RusticChick 27
Great job raising him to be honest! But wonder where he got the idea to be a **** star at such a young age... then again, not surprising in today's shameful world.
JRT98 12
I too am curious of how he knows, I didn't know about **** in general until I was a teenager...
RusticChick 27
Hard to say with how kids are raised these days.. But I do wonder!
pwnman 33
It's not really how they're raised. Most of the kids hear such things off of teenagers or other badly raised kids, and many kids aren't really aren't open to their parents!
RusticChick 27
Like I said, at least he was honest!
Chibi_Kitten 24
Same here..or atleast that it was a real job.
pjsr 33
Average age of boys' 1st exposure to **** is age eleven.
sirpantselot 22
Kid knows job security when he sees it.
drayloon 50
Hope he doesn't blow it!
thattunaguy 6
U sure that's not my kid?
Tuffmuffin 10
Im pretty sure its her kid
ostfaiz 18
Broad smile ..,han..may b he wants to spread happiness..;)
kay131 12
My boyfriend said the same thing to me. Except he was actually saying that he wanted to be a Pawn Star.
Izabushel 65
I guessing that this is what the kid meant as well.
Marie54321 19
That kid is going places
princesss5275 2
My 9 year old brother wants to be a 'happy baby maker' you know, somebody who makes babies happy…
vikky538 29
tell him that there are no specific training schools for that field..