Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my six year-old son asked me, "Dad, what's a glory hole?" FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
You always told him he could be anything he wanted when he grew up!!! Just a little concerned he is striving to be the next Ron Jeremy before his voice has even changed!!!
monstermatt001 13
He's going to have a "hard time" with that! ;)
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Comments (139)
twodotgirl 8
I hope he was joking
Gestpacho88 12
Well at least the kid has ambition!....sorta....
narwhalicious 15
He has his goals defined...
jaredofmo 22
Then may he be the best damn **** star he can be!
sharklover2017 11
At 10, I didn't even know what **** was! I sincerely hope he's just repeating something he heard, and doesn't know what it is... If he does know what it is, maybe you should be a better role model and find out how he knows and fix it.
SandyBella 17
At least he's not going to be the unemployed type living of you. Always a bright side. Haha.
Username735 11
So he's basically just like all the other boys on planet Earth.
Steve95401 49
As opposed to boys on some other planet?
LONERANGER44 11
At least he's prepared!
ShariG2010 8
How does a 10-year-old even know about ****? Society is poisoning our youth at a younger age now and days :/
awesomeamandas 37
its not society's fault. if you're going to point fingers at least point them at the ones who are more responsible in the situation. parents should at least try to monitor the things their kids are watching or searching on the internet.
ShariG2010 8
Yeah that's true parents should monitor their kids better but it doesn't help when sex is in every song and almost every channel
ImRJ 7
love at first f**k