Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's been over a month since my mom has answered my calls or texts. Why? Because I didn't write an elaborate post on her Facebook for her birthday like my sister did. I only called and messaged with her all day. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my older sister threw an epic tantrum, demanding that my parents not pay for my 21st birthday trip. She insists it’s not fair for them to gift me a trip, since she didn’t get to celebrate her 21st. She didn’t get to celebrate because she was pregnant. Now my mom wants to reconsider. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Bogrbon 27
I see people who have an extremely toxic relationship with Instagram, measuring their self worth based on how much interest their Instagram gets. Sometimes I wonder if it’s more toxic than even Twitter. Some of these are young people but some of them are even in their 30’s or beyond. I suspect your sister is one of those people whose lives center on Instagram, possibly to the point she needs help.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Well take the phone back
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Bogrbon 27
I see people who have an extremely toxic relationship with Instagram, measuring their self worth based on how much interest their Instagram gets. Sometimes I wonder if it’s more toxic than even Twitter. Some of these are young people but some of them are even in their 30’s or beyond. I suspect your sister is one of those people whose lives center on Instagram, possibly to the point she needs help.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Well take the phone back
Chazzster 32
(1) A new phone is way too expensive a present to give someone unless you are in a sexual relationship with them or they are your child. Don’t make that mistake again. (2) You now know that what your sister really wants is recognition on Instagram - That will save you money in the future. (3) Sister is a toxic spoiled brat. Nothing will ever be enough for her. You cannot fix that, just learn to stay away from her as much as you can. Be thankful she’s your sister and not wife or girlfriend. Make sure to never voluntarily associate yourself with a person like that.
mando 10
All of the above.