Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
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Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my six year-old son asked me, "Dad, what's a glory hole?" FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
You always told him he could be anything he wanted when he grew up!!! Just a little concerned he is striving to be the next Ron Jeremy before his voice has even changed!!!
monstermatt001 13
He's going to have a "hard time" with that! ;)
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Comments (139)
anonymisslady 5
bad parenting... leads to this.
limabeans101029 21
Not necessarily. Kids pick this kind of stuff up from loads of places. I hate how people always jump to "bad parenting"
Icebrisket 5
Parenting at its best haha just like his dad
colecarter68 3
FML? THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! YOUR KIDS AWESOME!
Keyboardcat395 3
Maybe he doesn't know what it means and someone told him it meant something better?
VancouverGuy89 9
Atta boy stick to the barely legal girls
xIlluminated 6
He has a bright future in front of him
mclovin22897 15
They do make good money....
abbey728 16
*when he gets grows up*
kcgatsby 8
your ten years old son is quite ambitious
MacWorms 10
At least he's a star........ I'll be here all night