Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
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Top comments
Ninjafriends 1
Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.
Scubadiver172001 0
Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....
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Comments (88)
Ninjafriends 1
Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.
khung835 6
Correct. What makes you think girls will go on a date whenever they are asked?
Bawxy 0
That's what I was thinking. Just because a girl or guy has a bunch of free time doesn't mean they necessarily wanna kill it with a dry date with you, OP. That's more painful than riding the boredum out.
cagale090518 14
it looks like she *puts on sunglasses* cleaned out of her life... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
DocBastard 40
It looks like you *punches sunglasses off your face* failed at a CSI Miami joke. Yeah.
cagale090518 14
yea... i forgot the pronoun YOU... kinda ruined whole thing... :D
StephWALKER 17
win
AngieVengeance 0
At least she didnt lie. She just does not want to go out with you. Big deal
TaylorTheBoss 4
Kids....
TerrorDollie 0
Maybe it's absolutely necessary that she gets her house cleaned for Christmas!
cnr0118 0
awww boo - ******* - hoo. she obviously doesn't like her, move on you sissy.
The_Fonz_fml 0
I hate to not like myself either
satomi_ishida 0
32 - Doesn't say the gender of the OP so it could be a woman. You never know, maybe OP was rejected because the girl isn't bisexual much less lesbian.
SummerRuby 1
Maybe you should be less of a whiny bitch, maybe then someone would be interested in your sorry ass.
cowboyy_fml 0
lose the attitude
SummerRuby 1
Suck it, limp dick, I'll have whatever attitude I want.
morganxangela 0
people post messages on here TO complain. that is why it iscalled FML!
smokeymcpottt 3
The lower your standards the higher your chance. Keep it in mind.
cowboyy_fml 0
get a new girl;)
Terezi 0
Maybe she's a lesbian. It's always a possibility.