Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.
Scubadiver172001 0
Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....
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Comments (88)
TatumIshMeh 0
Well she could have dine, then go to the "restroom" and left.
CatAnn 0
I did that to my best friend. I totally crushed him. But after a few a weeks I realized how wrong I did. She'll come around. Don't give up. :)
yusaku02 20
she'd rather pass up a free meal than spend some time with you? Ouch. That sucks.