Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I'm moving to South Africa if this is how the criminals act. I'm tired of getting robbed by assholes who aren't even polite enough to apologize for stealing my shit.
smallsmerry 0
how does tripping over a cat kill it?
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Comments (149)
another_person 0
Yo Bra, Thats a kak one ne
angel55033 12
your cat died from being tripped over that was a fragile kitty lol I'm sorry you got robbed it's a terrible feeling knowing someone was in your house and has taken things I know how it feels
iSayNopeToDope 0
You were nevered robbed unless you were actually present when the taking took place. You have been burglarized.
iSayNopeToDope 0
never*
ideasrule 13
Funny story, but not paradoxical: being a burglar doesn't mean you don't respect life.
rockefoe 6
that's AWFUL! T.T!!!
KyleIsSoFine 0
Hunt him down and burn his insides with flaming coals. Then use the leftover meat to feed to your dead cat.
Luckysam1984 0
I hope you find the person who stole your shit and killed your cat. It does sound like maybe the guy drop kicked your cat instead of maybe tripping over it cause it takes a lot of force to kill an animal unless it was really small.
bamagrl410 31
Win
chocolatedude 0
awee srry bout ur loss !
gabsta 3
nnwwaaaaaa u poor person :'( thats prettyyyy harsh ayee :(