Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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DocBastard 40
I'm moving to South Africa if this is how the criminals act. I'm tired of getting robbed by assholes who aren't even polite enough to apologize for stealing my shit.
smallsmerry 0
how does tripping over a cat kill it?
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Comments (149)
bladomas 2
be happy
mariebiscut1242 11
I live in South Africa and my garage was broken into 3 times, (they stole from it twice but stole 2 bikes and a golf bag) my car broken into once, (they stole my radio and speakers) and they killed my dog when it tried to warn us they were there. 2nd highest crime rate in world and 1st rape baby!
xoxomariahkxoxo 6
Awww I'm sooo sorry! Cats are adorable. I have two of my own and would die if anything happened to them! FYL! I don't see how people can vote YDI. sorry. ;(
brian345 5
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warrior97 5
Cat: today,I was napping and suddenly i hear a crash. Some robber broke in and stole some stuff! And it gets worse,on his way out he trips over me! I'm pretty sure he broke something vital because I'm dying. Now he sticks a note on me!! FML.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
What I wanna know is how does one kill a cat by tripping over it? I trip over my pets several times a week because they're always getting under my feet and none have died. o_o
LuckMyFive 4
Even though it's double the pain that you both lose your pet and get robbed at the same time, I think it's rather cute that the thief apologizes for it in some way. I think he felt pretty bad when it happened.
khaya 9
This was my first FML I ever wrote when I didn't have an account. By the way, the cat's alive.
WasabiG 11
hopefully there's finger prints on that note :D
YourAuntsCousin 9
Kind of reminds me of the plot of John Wick