Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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DocBastard 40
I'm moving to South Africa if this is how the criminals act. I'm tired of getting robbed by assholes who aren't even polite enough to apologize for stealing my shit.
smallsmerry 0
how does tripping over a cat kill it?
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Comments (149)
SadinSherman 16
Would you rather have a mean thief
taz1 1
Tripping on CAT? I'm sure loads of people have experienced that... On a more serious note, you guys are right that the note could have fingerprints, which would be great, if only the SA police gave 2 *****! Poor kitty tho- that's so not ayoba!
travisrocker 0
sooo much win
VladAlex 0
well at least the person was nice about it
aionlover 7
ok one I am srry ur cat is dead but u have evidence to catch the guy. hope u did not touch the paper with ur bare hands, also the cat now has fragments of the boot as does the floor.
RosiePatosie 0
I wouldn't stop crying if that happened to me. I'd find and kill that polite robber's ass.
smaginn 0
0.0 What happened to "cats have nine lives"?
TheCuza 1
Hey, at least you weren't sued.
Thelovefever 0
Dude! When does that ever happen?? XD
ctFIRE216 0
the cats faking, he stole your shit, pawned it for plane tickets and a nice litterbox in a villa in Mexico. I see this all the time.