FML : Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and...

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Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Hi, I'm the OP. 5'10" and 130lbs... is that fat? Cause that's me. Sure, he was joking, but it still hurt.

By freedomofmusic - / Sunday 14 November 2010 18:54 / United States

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By Mirorbo | 26

#1702206 - Sunday 14 November 2010 23:02

Remember darlings: Not everyone can take a joke, especially if they have insecurities about their appearance.

By RebelYell14 | 4

#1702240 - Sunday 14 November 2010 23:11

I don't see why you girls put up (or put out) for guys like that who keep your self-esteem checked. if you think it's funny, then it's Moran XML and if he's hurting your feelings then your relationship isn't very good with him.

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By beren456 | 1

#1702133 - Sunday 14 November 2010 22:53

so?

ncvolley123 | 8

#1702145 - Sunday 14 November 2010 22:54

that sux. but lay off the doughnuts!!!

BenD0VER | 0

#1702214 - Sunday 14 November 2010 23:04

YDI. Don't come to FML expecting sympathy for being fat.

If you're not fat, then YDI for having no sense of humor.

OrginalOwen | 0

#1702469 - Monday 15 November 2010 0:33

at least you have a boyfriend, fatty.

bh0p | 0

#1702934 - Monday 15 November 2010 2:41

Take a damn joke

fakeaccountX | 6

#1703570 - Monday 15 November 2010 6:09

You should go to Dick's Sporting Goods and say "Yay! It's your store!"

IrishWildMan | 3

#1703681 - Monday 15 November 2010 6:48

God bless the Irish!!

Thin_Ice_fml | 0

#1704945 - Monday 15 November 2010 14:38

Haha I lol'd at this. Your bf is awesome, but YDI.

labratory5 | 0

#1705049 - Monday 15 November 2010 15:05

lol that's fucking funny I might have to do that sometime

iluvhobos | 5

#2332327 - Monday 11 April 2011 22:58

I think that's cutee ^-^ I thought a lot of couples said things like that to be cute, though? duh.

ILoveSomeFun | 0

#2644935 - Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:39

nice cleavage ^

By KikiThePug | 0

#1702158 - Sunday 14 November 2010 22:56

Hehe. This made my day.

KikiThePug | 0

#1702604 - Monday 15 November 2010 1:16

First of all it was a spelling error. Anyway, before my comment was changed, I commented onto this: Made my* but that didn't get posted. You're lucky that I like your comments. :/