Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Law and order
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
anonymous
United States
The Dictator
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
ForeverAlone
United Kingdom
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
sophiae123
Cadillac, United States
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
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Comments (142)
BiggerThenUrs 0
umm move out?
giebner1 0
He never said his parents enforced it. My husband is in the Air Force and the base we are currently at has enforced a temporary 11 pm curfew because people are dumb and have been getting into trouble (DUIs and drunken fights). So I am 25 and have an 11:00 pm curfew.
juggalet 0
r u on probation??
rugbygrl90 0
for all the little kids who have no idea what a curfew is it's not how late you can stay up but when you need to be home....big difference
aback 5
Man up, move out.
joolz_au 2
haha suffer
MidnightVampire 0
really if you are living at home with your parents then you deserve it but if its your wife your life sucks lol
3mi1y_ 16
time to move putter
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
That IS a pain, I cannot imagine someone your age having such a curfew from parents? When I was your age I had a 3 1/2 yr old and a husband...I could only see that making sense if the person was mentally/physically challenged or had already messed up really bad before, like their folks just paid their bail or something, FYL but... still YDI as well for putting up w/it...
Rwstudent1 0
military sucks man