Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Law and order
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
anonymous
United States
The Dictator
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
ForeverAlone
United Kingdom
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
sophiae123
Cadillac, United States
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
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ringogrey 4
some one cares about you
Xxcookie_monster_fml 0
you deserve it....what 22 year old listens to his parents...at 12 I was usually out all night :)
mcsquanch 0
yer a 22 year old ****** loser!
hazelkee 0
I stayed up at 3:00 when I was eleven... just had to be home at 12/00
hazelkee 0
once I hit teens I got a curfew of like 9:00 pm. xD
janise 2
@ D13g0: Not living with your parents at 22 has nothing to do with how you feel about them. Adults are supposed to live on their own and support themselves. That's just part of being an adult.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You either need to MOVE OUT if you live with your folks, or tell them straight up that you are over 18 and will be in whenever you darned well feel like being in. Start paying rent and help around the house.
nerdsgetmehot 23
The number of comments telling OP that he's a loser for still living at home when he's 22 is astounding. I'm 21 and still have to live at home because I just recently found a job. Previously not having had a job wasn't through lack of effort, it's because jobs are hard to find. Even with my current job, I won't be able to move out quite yet-- it's part time, so it doesn't pay nearly enough what I would need to support myself. Get off your high horses and realize that nowadays more and more young adults literally HAVE to live at home due to money issues.
Lisa89 3
Yes. I totally agree. People are idiots for saying that. My boyfriend is 22 and one of the lucky ones; he's just finished education, very responsible and hardworking. He's got a very well paid job (higher than average). And guess what?? He still lives at home!!! Living at home isn't a sign of being immature anymore. He's being smart/responsible and saving up. He could afford a house but right now the SMART thing to do is live at home. After uni, i probably plan to live at home too... and not because i'm immature or anything like that People shouldn't be so judgmental about all people w2ho live with their parents... Some people actually do it because they work their butts off but still can't afford the crazy house prices..
Godless26 1
@5...just because someone plays WoW doesnt mean they live at home...wow players are everywhere, soon well take over
gh0st99 0
You might be male but you're not a man. Grow up OP and move out. Save up, payrent but move out as soon as possible. You can find a decent apartment for your pay and start saving. Also to all the WoW crack addicts in this thread, wake up--you're living in a dreamworld wasting away your life. You try to compare it to other hobbies but the truth is it isn't. There is a demanding time frame that you need to adhear to with wow and you can't really talk about it with anyone outside of the game without sounding like a complete loser.