By Annakins - 06/06/2010 18:31 - United States

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 230
You deserved it 7 082

Same thing different taste

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ScooterScott 0

yuckk, good luck with the real delivery though .

IchbinSyn 0

All I can say is oh shit!!! yuck

urface132 0
04VWR32 6

I don't get it is she pregnant or not?

It says shes pregnant, then she has a dream about giving birth, but in reality she was ********. Is she pregnant or was that part of the dream?

KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah I got it now thanks. Well op good luck on the  and sorry bout the 

pseudolife 4

Eww...gross!!! OP somethings shouldn't be shared.

Blacklynx 0

Now you have to breastfeed it, and love it and care for ypur dump until it grows old enough to live on its own in the sewers. congrats. fyl

pingpongpickle 8

OP, this is your husband: Morning honey, gah what the **** is this? i dont know whats worse, if this is shit or afterbirth.

laideehawk 6

Those darn preggo dreams. Hormones get ya coming and going!

was it crying? i would if i was in your hole O_o

matt1337c 0

I bet that dump was actually the baby.

Person000 0

OMG I had the same dream only I was dreaming I took a huge crap and I woke up, and i had given birth to a baby.!!!!!

Familia08 0
JessiesABeach 0

136 - Hey Jessie, youre a bitch.

Haha thanks Sammykins. But don't worry, I've got this under control. JAB- Wow a fan! I like your username. It makes me feel special :) Travis.

nood_fml 0

that's just a load of shit! lolololol

lol Jessie, first you have that one guy who made an account with the name as "ms_Jessieishot" or whatever, and now you have another with the account name to do with you! you are quite popular Missy:) but seriously they shouldn't have called you that, because you aren't a bitch, I don't marry bitches! you are my darling<333 :D

Trav72 5

Wow JAB, you step off Jessie or Ill kick your ass. Got your back too Jessie :D

you just gave birth to mr Hankey! don't hurt him!

gothrockerkid 0
Thunderbender 2

Thats just what you get for having sex with a lump.

Guerrilla8 0

I don't think you understand what he is saying.

Fully_fml 0

Haha I love how this worded!

Congrats! U have successfully given birth to your food baby!!

epoh_fml 0

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nu_fml 0

Pregnacy + poop [+ bladder weakness] is just normal~

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lucious_mama 0

it's not that she can't control her bowels, I'm a mom x3, and she may have had a contraction in her sleep on top of the dream she was having, it's entirely normal. just as it is to sh!t when your giving birth. seeing as how she is so far along she may have just a little bit of extra weight (extreme sarcasm) on all of her innards... lighten the hell up, it's really not that big of a deal. OP don't feel to bad, embarrassing as it may be your completely entitled to sh!t or piss yourself unknowingly. it will be a great story to tell your kid when they're older, (great potty training story because they will too have accidents) yes it sucks but all the sh!t you go thru while pregnant and all you put up with in the early day is soo worth it!

Ohhh, so she shit her pants! that makes more sense! I was thinking she was like daydreaming and I was really confused.

Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

I'm pretty sure you can control any function while asleep. can you stop breeding please nobody wants your retard babies around

epoh_fml 0

yah, sorry, love. Pooping while contracting just does not happen. While pushing a baby out, yes. Are your panties in a twist because *you* can't control your bowels?

According to, some pregnant women may have loose or soft bowel movements in the days before labor. It could be easier to lose control of those kind. I know the typical gestation period is closer to 10 months, but perhaps the OP is farther along than she thought or going into early labor. Besides, pregnancy plays hell on some women's stomachs. Maybe she just ate something that gave her the squirts >.<

48/77 just because you didn't do it doesn't mean it's not possible, having 3 kids doesn't mean you know everything possible about pregnancy and birth.

at #6 oh come on just because you never heard of pregnant chicks being unable to control their bowels means this chick is giving pregnant women a bad name? stop being a bitch and just congratulate her one pregnant lady to another

Maybe she woke up on the toilet. Like sleepwalking, but sleepdooking instead....?

please dear god don't let this person ever become a parent or I will weep for the future of humanity. Congrats on the baby OP.

I meant the dwaght person, don't ever let them become a parent, sorry if it came across as op never having kids. Don't worry OP, its natural, my mum is pregnant and the same thing happened to her. Many many congrats

You don't have to be married to have children.

Yes, but that was also my first thought. There's absolutly nothing wrong with asuming a woman who is pregnant is also married.

oh grow up. Its just poo, and she couldn't help it. I know when I sleep and I think im earing a sandwich im possibly chewing my duvet. So don't "eewww".

well people do describe child birth as shit :P

for a second I thought you were gonna say you gave birth in your bed. DAFP

I don't understand how this is an FML. Pregnant people poo too. No surprise there...

ThatLooksSticky 16

True....but most people don't poo in their bed.

KoRn_Freak 1

AHAHA(: Sorry I just find it kinda funny.. FYL, and I wish u look on ur baby :D