Annakins - 06/06/2010 18:31 - United States
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mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle
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Good news!
CaseyFpC85 - 11/09/2011 15:13 - United States
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Alexa, play "Dream baby Dream" by Suicide
Anonymous - 25/03/2021 23:01 - Australia
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mokki - 31/03/2015 12:56 - Canada - Toronto
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Seek medical help
- 27/04/2026 12:00 - United States - Louisville
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Oh no…
Anonymous - 15/09/2024 09:00 - United States
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Bad timing?
Anonymous - 18/02/2026 00:00
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Congratulations. Or not.
Anonymous - 24/10/2019 14:03
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XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France
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Shattered
Help me - 23/03/2026 00:00
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DaG00ds
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dump referring to a female instead of a son? AYOOOOOOO!!!
dmooredawgs
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Are you black? If so, check for a pulse before u flush it
Erm, shit is brown in color. He's implying it was a black baby that just LOOKED like shit. :/
I think it shouldn't be said as well, because it's just degrading to be compared to a pile of shit, no matter what the reason. I was just explaining why he picked a certain race to compare it to.
Wasn't supposed to be an excuse. I was just explaining it because I thought you didn't get the lame attempt at a joke. Was trying to help. :) He's buried now anyway. ^_^
lmfaoooooooo
what does ftw stand for?
mayaaaxoxo
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for the win or **** the world
That sucks! You definitely didn't deserve that one! When I was sleep-walking once, I ALMOST mistook my friend's closet for the bathroom. Luckily I woke up in time...
texassmile05
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Lol...I am sorry, that really sucks! It is still funny, nonetheless.
so ur black?
crzyry
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Your life would suck if this happened but it didn't so you suck!
Annakins
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You're just mad because it's your baby crzyry. :)
crzyry
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No "Annakins" I'm not mad that it's my baby, I'm mad that you made a fake fml and it passed but none of my real ones do! >:-( GRRRRRRR!!
Annakins
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And wait a second, your "real" ones?! I've sat by you when you write them and THOSE ARE NOT REAL! What a square! I can't wait to tell our son all about this stuff about you! Hmph.
crzyry
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....Ok only 10 out of 13 were real but your's is a total fake, I hope you're proud of yourself!
Annakins
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You wouldn't know if it was fake, you left this morning before I woke up! I don't imagine you'd just let me to rot in my own filth. Then again, maybe you would, but the point is YOU WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WERE AT WORK!
crzyry
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Fake, fake , FAAAAKE! You woke up shortly after I went to work and I doubt you would have left "******** all over our bed" out of your morning rant! Shame on you, stay away from the dark side.haha
Annakins
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Since when is 3 and a half hours later SHORTLY! You're just mad because my FML made it and none of your 13 did! Don't be jealous that my shitty story made it on here, just feel blessed that your life isn't as ****** up as mine! I won't be mad at you if you decide to leave me... :(
Annakins
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I'll still name our son after you... even if you decide to leave me... I love you! :(
crzyry
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You have issues, now get back in the kitchen! ;-)
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That stinks.
Haha I love how this worded!