By Annakins - 06/06/2010 18:31 - United States

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
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Fully_fml 0

Haha I love how this worded!

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peachee_26 0

Yeah, were's the FML here? You're the disgusting preggo, your life is going to be filled with shit from now on, get used to it.

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smartalek 2

well ya do shit as you give birth.

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kaylacannon58 0

Congrats! You gave birth to a bouncing baby turd!:D

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listofrandom 13

As a new mother, this was a consent fear of mine. That and I was worried I was going to pee myself in public

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sugarbear0727 19

It happens. My mom almost had my sister while she was on the toilet. Had to rush to the hospital and almost didn't make it. My sister was born in the middle of the hallway, while my mom was in a wheelchair. Doctor had to dive and catch her before she hit the ground.

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Baller_Bob 17

I have been laughing at this for 7 minutes

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