By Anonymous - 30/08/2014 06:44 - New Zealand - Wellington

Spicy
Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML
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immortalhmars 14

How nice of her to not stop you before then

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AlwaysWatching 27

Better to abort now than to abort something else later

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pitapizzaparty 18

#47 That really wasn't funny u should have thought of something better than that .

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Insertnamesz 3

I laughed my ass off, that was clever #47. Some people are too sensitive.

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CJB3228 17

28, ejecting would have come a lot (or a bit, I dunno) after this and may have caused major problems

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Kyle1dc 17

Oh and if you see things moving down there... yeeaaahh, those are crabs.

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Soviet_American 29

But they've grown into Saber-Tooth Crotch Crickets.

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Journiexo 18

"Do you have a pencil?" "No but I have herpes."

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jrod9327 17

O.o son of a $&@#%!! The struggles are real

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mwangi101 15

Hopefully she won't 'mention' you to her boyfriend?

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silverstream20 20

To be honest, I think he should mention it to the boyfriend himself then they both land up dumping her.

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ostfaiz 18

FYL OP, hope you got yourself a coolant at once ;)

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steve31789 8

Seems to me she doesn't care that much about him, I mean you were practically there anyway!! Hope ya didn't have blue balls too bad lol

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Sandsh8rk 36

Well at least she didn't tell you right after you had mad sex.

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

it ain't like he's the one with a significant other,i mean if they had done something he wouldn't be the one ending up hurt because they just met in the course according to OP and most colleges didn't start but a matter of weeks ago.sounds like it would of been more of a problem for her boyfriend than OP.

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