By Anonymous - 30/08/2014 06:44 - New Zealand - Wellington

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Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML
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immortalhmars 14

How nice of her to not stop you before then

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michaelm1290 23

Wait a minute, this isn't where I left my watch

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HarleyQuinn1996 8

You may have left your watch in another comment thread, I'll help you look.

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_purepxrcelain_ 6

"i forgot to mention, i have a child with him too and he's part of a gang"

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tony1891 22

but the question is did you stop?

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Futacy 29

Considering he "almost got lucky," it's pretty ******* clear that he stopped.

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soulstrike23 6

What a grade A bitch

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HarleyQuinn1996 8

At least she decided to stop, I know some girls that would wait until the main event before deciding to stop, sometimes not even then.

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calliet145 14

The grammar, or lack thereof, in this post makes me want to repeatedly bash my head against a brick wall. However, I'd also settle for throwing a grammar book at the OP.

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ostfaiz 18

the point is 'u got it'..lol

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I was wondering if anyone else was thinking the same thing... This was the first FML I saw this morning and it makes me want to cry... Lol.

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fffianist 9

Is your course related to punctuation? Because you're using it on a whole other level.

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Futacy 29

What's up with the random capitalization of "We" after a comma? Either make it a new sentence or make it lower case with a semi-colon.

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