Love: Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank...

By turdtonomor9 - 12/05/2013 14:08 - United States

Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:10

I can sympathize, OP, but you didn't have to agree.

maz95 17

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:11

That sounds like a really pathetic prank to me. I don't know why you helped him out to make yourself look like a laughing stock though!

Comments

Perfectg 9

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:47

Well at least he thought of you first!

ClairM 4

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:17

Maybe this is his weird way of seeing if you'd date him. I know my ex boyfriend did it years ago. We hung out all the time our friends kept saying we were dating and after telling them no millions of times we agreed to pretend to date for a day just to see what everyone would do. By the end of the day we just made it official.

tomgun_fml 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:35

What a ass

TheShadyMilkman 15

Monday 13 May 2013 1:42

What an asshat... To be exact...

TheShadyMilkman 15

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:50

If that's how he wants to act, tell everyone of the females that he gets close to the he is bad in bed... Just saying...

Goumbush 4

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:06

Worst prank idea ever...

TisAPenguin 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:23

Since you've already agreed to this, when the big reveal comes, just yell, "SERIOUSLY? You think I'd date HIM?" Turn it around and make him feel like the ass he is.

FML_14u2c 14

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:24

Sorry OP, but YDI for agreeing to be a part of this ridiculous prank.

PiNkMoOn 9

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:29

then he is not wortth your help!

Just_a_comment 21

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:57

Sorry to hear that, OP. That's a jerk move on his part. But, if you're a senior as well you probably will be going your separate ways anyways. Hopefully you'll find someone who appreciates you wherever you wind up.

rhcpgurl 18

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:59

So sorry OP but seriously why would you partake in something so cruel and belittling to yourself. You need to learn to respect yourself more and know you deserve more.