Love: Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank...

By turdtonomor9 - 12/05/2013 14:08 - United States

Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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Close enough

By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:10

I can sympathize, OP, but you didn't have to agree.

maz95 17

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:11

That sounds like a really pathetic prank to me. I don't know why you helped him out to make yourself look like a laughing stock though!

Comments

ulquiorra102 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:42

Been there, done that. I wouldn't wish that pain upon my worst enemy, sorry OP!

Snowlight_fml 7

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:01

I'm sorry, why did you agree again?

olpally 32

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:02

What a douche. Just say he has a small penis. That should do the trick. Douche nozzle.

chelsearenaeee 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:24

You got thumbed down for your 'douche nozzle' comment.

olpally 32

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:21

I like you too.

chelsearenaeee 16

Monday 13 May 2013 3:26

Damn. I was a Bitch this morning. Haha seriously though, my apologies

olpally 32

Monday 13 May 2013 7:22

I forgive you. :)

showgirl10 3

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:03

Tell him that's the lamest idea for a prank. And add that you changed your mind because you don't want anyone to think less of you. burn.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 13 May 2013 1:37

You seem to have missed a word in the FML.

showgirl10 3

Monday 13 May 2013 2:36

Which one?

DJrEddyLeb 7

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:08

I moderated this post!!^.^ Awesomeness

GetPuckedUp 3

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:15

dont degrade yourself like that, OP. he's a dick.

nix1993 41

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:20

Wait 'till he's told everyone, make sure they believe him, then dump him spectacularly and publicly for something believably embarrassing. Then when he tells everyone you two dating was a prank, claim he's lying.