I hope the mighty Sirin smites you, cause goddamnit you 'first!' shooters annoy me. is it that much of an accomplishment for you? Seriously? Jeez, you must love sticking cacti up your ass.

Yep, she's a ghost now...

"The mighty Sirin"? WTF is that bs?

A++++ on the cacti enema remark js

Yo, please stay on-topic with the ghost's comment, sirEBC.

Yes, my lord. *Bows down to the almighty Sirin*

thats the way to go :)

just some dumbass that gives the worst suggestions that work againt them

hes a homo, hahaha....

Next time, leave hints such as "Don't be shy, me and you can goto the movies".

"just friends" zone

3, there's a floating smile in your profile pic? is that a photo mishap or are you dating Wesley Snipes?

Win but racist. u racust ass

ahahahahahahaha

hahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhah....my reaction to 49 comment and 3....now I'm gonna continue hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagagagagahahahahahah

that sucks

op, don't be an asshole. flirt with her and ask her out. don't assume you're the perfect fucking dude. go to the movies, take her out to lunch, carpool, walk to school together, give her a ride to somewhere if she needs to go somewhere. seems that you're the shy person here, op

I feel u OP, it sucks

B

way to go genius …

.

shud hav confirmed first

genius wow wow

Chill out 94! It's terrible reading comments like that. If you're going to give advice at least make it positive. I'm sure he knows he's not the guy she likes probably because she went for someone else and told him about it? It doesn't mean he doesn't know just cause he didn't mention it.

An idiot that dud not have the courage to ask her out

did

Your beautiful.

Yeah, but OP shouldn't assume that she likes you without being certain. she was probably his good friend and he took the wrong signs...

she likes him* ...

chicks over dicks.

bread over toast

^^lmfao^^

bros over hoes

Poptarts over struddel.

sisters over misters

C-C-C-Combo breaker!

WIN!!!!

Tips over clits?

41- Thanks!! I try.

Mate over Rape!

cape over tape?

67 failed..

I know that didn't make any since but oh well

okay, here we go again: sausage over bacon?

nah, yours was okay, the ? made it look like you werent sure, so yours didnt really look stupid, 67s had a ! in his, so he was pretty sure it was a good one. but it wasn't... its all in the puncuation XD

dawgs over pussies?

hotdogs over tacos

waffles over pancakes.

Tacos!!

crabs over herpes

aids over squaids

dogs over cats?

bitches over itches? dollars over ballers? tits over zits!!!! jiggly over wiggly!!!!!!!!!

98-I like. pies over guys

Pancakes over waffles

Deer over moose?

Iraqi people over U.S.A. citizens... Wait a minute..

i really do hope that you are being sarcastic.

taco,burrito, whatcha got in that spedo!

*speedo

105-haha what? Hi's over byes.

tacos!!

snickers over lickers

Cheetos over guidos.

^ they look the same to me

105 WIN!!! wait a minute.....LOL!!!!

that doesn't rhyme, try again.

C-C-C-Combo breaker!!

This is making me hungry.. haha.

Nuts over sluts, Hanks over skanks, dudes over moods.

eggs over easy.... I'm just hungry :(

haha 151 lmao

is it weird that this conversation gave me a boner?

butts over nuts.

king taco over taco bell

poptarts over pussy

this conversation is over... my expectations?

I've never laughed so hard in my life! best convo EVER! >XD

This was an awesome thread! :)

blow job over hand job?

green goo over poo

green goo over poo

ur trying too hard. go get laid

Look at the monster I started. -_-

it's fun though do this again

no one do the C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER! save them for me! D;

One over two.

aww it's okay OP there are plenty of other fish in the sea..... CHEESY!!

looks like you're the product of a "hulk smash" bro.

KJLD5, wanna date?

omg i fuckin love minecraft! and sure :)

huh klonopkin. lol

huh klonopkin. lol

L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N

yeah we know nissanman just said that!

great song by 8ball&MJG bro. good song. now, back to OP. this usually happens when a girl fucks around. we don't know the boyfriends side of the story. she coulda fucked his brother for all we know. and, maybe he'd calm down if you well.. "persuaded" him to relax.

Actually mine's from Noah and the Whale 93 - I just listened that song so thats why

oh my. mods, my comment was meant for a different fml. please remove these two comments? thank you.

exactly!

agreed .

ditto

That's right.

that is actually really good counter advice

*arms

yup, just a little bit =b

hello