Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
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polkadot3155
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first :)
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rachii
| 0
I hope the mighty Sirin smites you, cause goddamnit you 'first!' shooters annoy me. is it that much of an accomplishment for you? Seriously? Jeez, you must love sticking cacti up your ass.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Yep, she's a ghost now...
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SirEBC
| 7
"The mighty Sirin"? WTF is that bs?
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monstar1292
| 4
A++++ on the cacti enema remark
js
js
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Yo, please stay on-topic with the ghost's comment, sirEBC.
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SirEBC
| 7
Yes, my lord.
*Bows down to the almighty Sirin*
*Bows down to the almighty Sirin*
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fml_psl
| 0
thats the way to go :)
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polkadot3155
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first :)
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yohooooooo
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then what are you?
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
just some dumbass that gives the worst suggestions that work againt them
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slinginmac14
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hes a homo, hahaha....
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zDylanz
| 6
Next time, leave hints such as "Don't be shy, me and you can goto the movies".
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DropDead77
| 11
"just friends" zone
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intheboot
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3, there's a floating smile in your profile pic? is that a photo mishap or are you dating Wesley Snipes?
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bryanorange
| 3
Win but racist. u racust ass
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josephhhhhh
| 0
ahahahahahahaha
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josephhhhhh
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hahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhah....my reaction to 49 comment and 3....now I'm gonna continue hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagagagagahahahahahah
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leeshxx
| 3
that sucks
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deliciouscake
| 3
op, don't be an asshole. flirt with her and ask her out. don't assume you're the perfect fucking dude.
go to the movies, take her out to lunch, carpool, walk to school together, give her a ride to somewhere if she needs to go somewhere.
seems that you're the shy person here, op
go to the movies, take her out to lunch, carpool, walk to school together, give her a ride to somewhere if she needs to go somewhere.
seems that you're the shy person here, op
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gamercanadian
| 11
I feel u OP, it sucks
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Farzady123_fml
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B
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iiNfAMoUs_KiiD
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way to go genius …
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sonusingh
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.
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fml_psl
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shud hav confirmed first
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divya_sucjs
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genius wow wow
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SpicyDuck
| 22
Chill out 94! It's terrible reading comments like that. If you're going to give advice at least make it positive.
I'm sure he knows he's not the guy she likes probably because she went for someone else and told him about it? It doesn't mean he doesn't know just cause he didn't mention it.
I'm sure he knows he's not the guy she likes probably because she went for someone else and told him about it? It doesn't mean he doesn't know just cause he didn't mention it.
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EvilPotato
| 14
An idiot that dud not have the courage to ask her out
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EvilPotato
| 14
did
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bubby221000ify
| 0
Your beautiful.
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kennababy
| 0
aww sad! :(
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JojoChuo
| 8
Yeah, but OP shouldn't assume that she likes you without being certain. she was probably his good friend and he took the wrong signs...
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JojoChuo
| 8
she likes him* ...
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SpilltMilk2
| 0
Homies over hoes?
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
chicks over dicks.
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insanesna1l
| 0
bread over toast
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hunterfreed31
| 0
^^lmfao^^
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testthecoal
| 5
bros over hoes
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SpilltMilk2
| 0
Poptarts over struddel.
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
sisters over misters
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ericownz101
| 0
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
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bryanorange
| 3
WIN!!!!
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SpilltMilk2
| 0
Tips over clits?
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
41- Thanks!! I try.
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Deadshot108
| 0
Mate over Rape!
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
| 13
cape over tape?
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Cmliedtke
| 0
67 failed..
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
| 13
I know that didn't make any since but oh well
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
| 13
okay, here we go again: sausage over bacon?
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Cmliedtke
| 0
nah, yours was okay, the ? made it look like you werent sure, so yours didnt really look stupid, 67s had a ! in his, so he was pretty sure it was a good one. but it wasn't...
its all in the puncuation XD
its all in the puncuation XD
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Cmliedtke
| 0
dawgs over pussies?
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JonaDona
| 2
hotdogs over tacos
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sourgirl101
| 28
waffles over pancakes.
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bryanorange
| 3
Tacos!!
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maz255
| 10
crabs over herpes
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LoneStarTexan
| 6
aids over squaids
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
| 13
dogs over cats?
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Gravitex
| 0
bitches over itches? dollars over ballers? tits over zits!!!! jiggly over wiggly!!!!!!!!!
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
98-I like.
pies over guys
pies over guys
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
| 13
Pancakes over waffles
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
| 13
Deer over moose?
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Tuesdays76
| 0
Iraqi people over U.S.A. citizens... Wait a minute..
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just_lol
| 0
i really do hope that you are being sarcastic.
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hellogoodbye1996
| 6
taco,burrito, whatcha got in that spedo!
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hellogoodbye1996
| 6
*speedo
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
105-haha what?
Hi's over byes.
Hi's over byes.
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i_love_grrr
| 0
tacos!!
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sleepydeath
| 4
snickers over lickers
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daybowbow
| 0
Cheetos over guidos.
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therealsuperman
| 0
^ they look the same to me
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Heather_x0x0
| 6
105 WIN!!!
wait a minute.....LOL!!!!
wait a minute.....LOL!!!!
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rnath23
| 4
that doesn't rhyme, try again.
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firecapez1
| 0
C-C-C-Combo breaker!!
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olivia_r
| 0
This is making me hungry.. haha.
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Thanatos1206
| 0
Nuts over sluts, Hanks over skanks, dudes over moods.
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largefoofighter
| 0
eggs over easy.... I'm just hungry :(
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baseballin25
| 0
haha 151 lmao
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360XBOXFTW
| 0
is it weird that this conversation gave me a boner?
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
butts over nuts.
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1234USMC
| 0
king taco over taco bell
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insanesna1l
| 0
poptarts over pussy
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thatfrenchguy
| 8
this conversation is over...
my expectations?
my expectations?
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lbf_fml
| 0
I've never laughed so hard in my life! best convo EVER! >XD
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you_failed
| 15
This was an awesome thread! :)
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runepop
| 0
blow job over hand job?
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morgan320
| 0
green goo over poo
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morgan320
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green goo over poo
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putridmuffin
| 3
ur trying too hard. go get laid
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SpilltMilk2
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Look at the monster I started. -_-
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sleepydeath
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it's fun though do this again
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funnyFMLSplz
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no one do the C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER! save them for me! D;
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takeapieandrun
| 9
One over two.
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hochrote
| 0
That sucks... oh well. Crushes are crushes. Maybe she'll get over him...:)
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ChantelRenaeee
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aww it's okay OP there are plenty of other fish in the sea..... CHEESY!!
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KJLD5
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maybe its because you have a scrawney but. HULK SMASH!!
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klonopin_ftw
| 0
looks like you're the product of a "hulk smash" bro.
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joe_says_so
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KJLD5, wanna date?
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KJLD5
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omg i fuckin love minecraft! and sure :)
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KJLD5
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huh klonopkin. lol
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KJLD5
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huh klonopkin. lol
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nissanman_fml
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Life goes on.
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HeartnSoul
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L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N
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Rachel_D_001
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yeah we know nissanman just said that!
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klonopin_ftw
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great song by 8ball&MJG bro. good song. now, back to OP.
this usually happens when a girl fucks around. we don't know the boyfriends side of the story. she coulda fucked his brother for all we know. and, maybe he'd calm down if you well.. "persuaded" him to relax.
this usually happens when a girl fucks around. we don't know the boyfriends side of the story. she coulda fucked his brother for all we know. and, maybe he'd calm down if you well.. "persuaded" him to relax.
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HeartnSoul
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Actually mine's from Noah and the Whale
93 - I just listened that song so thats why
93 - I just listened that song so thats why
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klonopin_ftw
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oh my. mods, my comment was meant for a different fml. please remove these two comments? thank you.
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briidontgive_
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Maybe you should have taken some of your own advice and let her know you like her ?
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intheboot
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exactly!
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marriiee_fml
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agreed .
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3NVY
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ditto
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you_failed
| 15
That's right.
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vercruy
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that is actually really good counter advice
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
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Awwww ): it's ok *opens arms wide* do u need a hug? (:
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
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*arms
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Luckyy7_Beast
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yup, just a little bit =b
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icet1997
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hello
Instead, PUT YOURSELF out there and make the move quickly. . .If she turns you down no harm done to you, AND, the added bonus of you not caring so much because you have no time invested. Now, I'm not saying go out there and ask every girl out on the street out just because the word know isn't as devastating as you think but I am saying you can't go out there putting all your time and effort into girls based off silly assumptions.