Love: Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank...

By turdtonomor9 - 12/05/2013 14:08 - United States

Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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Close enough

By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:10

I can sympathize, OP, but you didn't have to agree.

maz95 17

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:11

That sounds like a really pathetic prank to me. I don't know why you helped him out to make yourself look like a laughing stock though!

Comments

Fail_me_darko 5

Thursday 23 May 2013 8:05

Talk about ride or die chick over here...

Pinkgal123 24

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:39

If your crush is only cute but isn't all that into you, in fact tries to hurt you..like..........mine, it's never worth it.

southernbelle28 7

Monday 16 September 2013 5:29

My best friend does this but he calls me his hooker

XxQuartersxX 14

Wednesday 13 November 2013 3:26

You're the one pathetically desperate enough to actually agree. Your life does suck.

_CauseBatMan 5

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:46

Lmao kiss him

thatguynamedsky 32

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:11

maybe its his awkward way of getting you in an actual date?

tuxedoandex 28

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:57

Cherish the experience and act like it's real.

pinkstardust 9

Friday 31 July 2015 18:55

Well you shouldn't have a crush on him if he says dating you is prank worthy. Sure he maybe cute but he aint worth it

oliv34 11

Monday 3 August 2015 8:21

not feeling bad for you, ydi for agreeing, thats just stupid have some self respect

weezypanda420 22

Tuesday 20 October 2015 2:38

If I were you I would take that opportunity to show him that you would make the perfect girlfriend.. then who knows what could happen..

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