Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML
Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML
Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I left my job, fulfilling my one month's notice after receiving a job offer from a much better-paying role. After saying goodbye to everyone, I left the building. Not two minutes later, the company who was offering the new job called to say they'd changed their minds, and there was now no longer a job on offer. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
Ydi for not having a 100% plan before you quit! you dont quit based on"ideas". idiot.
zac12345 0
poop on a loop
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zac12345 0
poop on a loop
benny2465 0
never quit a job before you start another one...idiot
allenrotstein 0
He's been offered your old job! hahaa
ladies_man217 0
it would be hilarious if he was offered your old job
rockr_chick 5
do the classy thing and kick his ass lol
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I love to take multimedia jobs on Tuesdays while playing football in chicago while making love while eating cheetoes while high
Hummbinger 5
#34, WOW! I thought i was the only one who loved doing that
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
ydi for making a stupid business move
tweetbaby14 18
33 how can you be talking to 34 when you are well... 33?
Joey3000215 0
s/he is psychic
berrenduh 0
number one made me laugh (:
berrenduh 0
number one made me laugh (:
MichieBabiie 0
You got son'd !! lol
windfuelsfire 10
that defines the right place and right time
evlive 0
hahaha
Xquisite1 28
Ydi for not having a 100% plan before you quit! you dont quit based on"ideas". idiot.
SirWhatsHisFace 0
Agreed. OP shouldnt have quit his job without a deffinate backup plan.
green_eyes124 0
Don't trust anyone. Especially when it comes to things like this, I've learned that the people that are closest to you will hurt you the worst. If you were a good employee at your job then hopefully they will take you back. Good luck with that : )
blackhamster97 7
YDI you shouldve made sure it was final
puffydude1 0
YDI for not realizing your friend planned it.
spikey818 9
oh darn...
amerwin 3
haha this sounds like something off of stepbrothers. Prestige Worldwide!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
You couldn't have kept both?
ohthebloodygore 16
That's not the way it works'
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, that depends on the OP's former job and their policies, oc. If OP was working in the same field, then once they do the legal work to incorporate and start building their client base, they're competition. I don't know how these things work in Chile, but in the US, a lot of media companies require you to sign a no-competition contract upon hiring for this very reason. You basically can't start a competing business or freelance in the same market for at least a few years after you leave their employ.
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's not at all confusing; how is it? It's pretty straight forward. For example, if you work at a Best Buy, you can't work at a Future Shop. Same goes for other competitors. If you work at one grocery store, you can't work at the other down the street. You can, however, get a waitressing job while keeping your office/secretarial job, just so long as the two aren't in the same field. Ditto for downtime.
Yah_Imma_Gamer 0
YDI for not having the plan in place before you quit, moron.
egrant2 10
that's a blower