Anonymous
United States
Unhealthy
Today, I realized that for 31 years I have been defending our children to their father. Our oldest is 31. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Daddy's girl
Today, I'm 29 years-old, yet my dad still thinks he can be the stereotypical overprotective dad of a teenage daughter who tries to scare off her boyfriends. If it wasn't for my mom who defends me, I would go no contact with him. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Anonymous
A heartwarming family story
Today, I realized that over 20 years ago I married a man who could never mature, after we had a marital argument and he couldn't just have an one side, but rather decided to involve our 11 year-old old son, allowing him to repeat his words toward me, like "bitch", "whore", and "cunt." FML
Anonymous
Today, my youngest of four children turned 18. It was also the same day that my ex-wife called to tell me that after 18 years of paying child support, I wasn't the father. FML
Anonymous
That's creepy, dude
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Yuba City, United States
New addition
Today, it's my 35th birthday. I’m a single father of 3 (14, 13, 12). I’m also a disabled combat veteran and have been alone for a while now. I just got news this morning that the mother of my children (who hasn’t been present in their lives at all for over 10 years and is a meth addict) is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Santa Ana, United States
Literally #FAFO
Today, I’ve been in mama bear mode, fiercely defending my 20 year-old son against several slanderous paternity claims. Good news; one test came back negative. Bad news; five others came back positive. Now none of the girls wants me to see my grandchildren because I sided with my boy. FML
Anonymous
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Transgirl is Tired
Unlawful
Today, it's been three weeks since I’ve seen my kids. My ex just decided that I was a safety concern after we had 50/50 for almost two years. Now I just gotta wait until I can see a lawyer. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Consistent
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Walk away before it's another 31 years.
Anderling 33
The best time to drop this sorry excuse for a father was 31 years ago but the second best time is now.
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Anderling 33
The best time to drop this sorry excuse for a father was 31 years ago but the second best time is now.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Walk away before it's another 31 years.
IHaveThePower 18
I see you've met my mother.
RichardPencil 32
Shotgun wedding, huh?