FML : Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there...

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Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 June 2014 02:45 / United States - Saint Louis

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By comedybreak | 20

#5978276 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:36

How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI

By Meggston | 17

#5978278 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:38

That's extraordinarily disgusting.

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By comedybreak | 20

#5978276 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:36

How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI

spignona84 | 11

#5978400 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 15:39

The automatic ones also have push buttons. Maybe OP just thinks he's never heard it flush.

zebrainthenight | 13

#5978602 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 18:55

Right? That's crazy.

And look- OP is a guy. If he had to stand up when he was done, that means he took a shit, he didn't just pee.

A7XCamaro | 19

#5978612 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 19:12

Or he wanted a minute to play on his phone.

JJ_86 | 22

#5978776 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 21:58

Not just phone if he was working there for 9 months. Fuck the lives of all those who had to use toilet after OP the Ignorant dumbhead.

Ololo_fml | 15

#5979523 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 12:27

ewwww that stinks

By Mirorbo | 26

#5978277 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:39

So you just walked away every time, regardless of the lack of sound of flushing?

MrDonSalvetti | 27

#5978280 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:39

Maybe he thought they invented the "silent toilet" already?

By Meggston | 17

#5978278 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:38

That's extraordinarily disgusting.

jad0016 | 12

#5978863 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 0:01

So let me get this straight.. everytime you've left the bathroom you've left a big old shit sitting in the toliet for the next lucky guy. Dude thats disgusting -__-

kingdomgirl94 | 27

#5978981 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 2:15

No thread jacking man, not cool.

By umerin | 32

#5978279 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:39

That's gross. So you leave your piss/crap in there for other people to deal with? Did you not realize when you didn't hear the toilet flush?

anrou8 | 9

#5978339 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 13:34

shit happens

By ElinsVal | 9

#5978281 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:39

What. Didn't you notice before that it didn't flush?

lexiieeex3 | 32

#5990934 - Saturday 28 June 2014 10:09

Obviously not.

By Adam5858 | 17

#5978282 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:40

Toilet flushing automatically!!! I never heard of that

xSalashawty | 30

#5978286 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:43

There's quite a few here and honestly they scare the shit out of me sometimes, no pun intended.

SMHsohard | 22

#5978385 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 14:58

Especially when they flush before you stand up

mattrd_fml | 31

#5978614 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 19:14

Sometimes they flush before you stand up and it sprays drops of water on your rear. annoying!

TheVurcle | 10

#5978845 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 23:26

Idiot

awkward_welcomes | 8

#5978880 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 0:24

He most likely doesn't have them where he lives. You not realizing that or thinking that, means that you might be the idiot

By chuksnwali | 34

#5978283 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:38

Oh dude, this means that you left crap for people to deal with.

meli1195 | 31

#5978296 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:08

You would think that OP would have noticed that he never heard the flushing sound seeing as how automatic toilets flush right away. And it really is effing disgusting when people leave turds for others to deal with.

acerredrum | 23

#5978310 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:45

It is actually kind of weird that it isn't an automatic toilet. Automatic toilets tend to have a small button on the side just in case it doesn't register you, you still have a way to flush. Manual toilets usually have a lever.