Work and Health: Great start - FML

Great start

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 08:02

Today, I started my period and have cramps that came from the hottest part of hell. I also have to go to work so that I don’t lose my holiday pay. Happy New Year to me. FML

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Monday 11 January 2021 20:05

been there, done that, I feel your pain OP

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Tuesday 12 January 2021 21:22

Have you tried switching to a cup? I have endometriosis so I understand cramps from hell. Around my 3rd or 4th period with a cup it significantly decreased how painful my periods get and I don't even know how to put in words how thankful I am to not feel like I'm being ripped to shreds and stabbed with a barbed wired wrapped pitchfork. If you're interested I recommend the brand Saalt. Some of their variations are available at Target, but they're cheaper on the company website and on Amazon. They also have a very active judgement-free group on facebook. Hope this helps!

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spinspinsugar 12

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Monday 11 January 2021 20:05

been there, done that, I feel your pain OP

Yummi_913 18

Tuesday 12 January 2021 21:22

Have you tried switching to a cup? I have endometriosis so I understand cramps from hell. Around my 3rd or 4th period with a cup it significantly decreased how painful my periods get and I don't even know how to put in words how thankful I am to not feel like I'm being ripped to shreds and stabbed with a barbed wired wrapped pitchfork. If you're interested I recommend the brand Saalt. Some of their variations are available at Target, but they're cheaper on the company website and on Amazon. They also have a very active judgement-free group on facebook. Hope this helps!

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