By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 15:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
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Nykaen 0

Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

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genius_man16 0

^^ /understatement Finally a real FML. I am so sorry dude. I have no idea what you should do, other than the obvious killing of your brother and divorcing of the wifey.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Lost a love and a family member. Good luck with the heartache... Takes a quarter of a man to do what your brother did, and a complete ***** to do what your wife did. I hope you will soon acknowledge that they are never meant to be in your life.

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xianwei 0

yes, you should kill your brother. or have sex with his wife and daughter if he does have one

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FarSide 22

Still, flowers say "I Love You" and are always appreciated.

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BUDWEISER 0

FINALLY THEY GET A GOOD FML. Dude that hella sucks. you should dump that bitch and ship her to some random ass deserted ****** island.

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AndelleRae 9

Uhm... And daughter? Incest as revenge, not so much.

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cuzitwasgood 3

U dumb shit. What the hell do you think incest is? My god, ur the person who thinks it's cool and normal to be screwing your cousin...

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NCISagentMcGee 0

yes...blood relation...that's still incest you dumbass

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persiancutie 0

im so sorry for having a brother as a bastard and a wife as a *****, divorce her leave her with nothing and beat the shit out of your bro and make his love life miserable, go after every women he goes out with

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Antivirus_fml 0

Maybe for you, but not for everyone. douchbag!

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dani_p 0

tha ****? that's such a ridiculous ******* statement.

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sandiejenkins 0

Yes, he should have sex with his niece. Dumbass.

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garuru 4

i hope u broke that wine bottle over his head

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Majrdestroy 20

My brother would get his ass beat, wife divorced but only after and sending a video to my parents and hers so I ruined both their lives.

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Clare420 0

I like funny FMLs better than sad ones :(

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tyler004 0

I agree sad ones suck soo bad:( poor guy.. I hope he doesn't have any children:(

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Scarlettx7 0

Good thing you found out

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tuxedoandex 28

yeah, you dump your wife, right? that's what everyone does, right?

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mochiko 0

beat the shit out of your brother. then kill ur wife. yay

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natsumosam92 0

that seems like the best option and preferably, do the beating with a baseball bat.

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vickiejiang1990 0

maybe she has an explanation... wait.. "maybe she tripped, fell and landed on his ****" lol

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Simranbgg 4

That has a big chance of happening you know . Most stats of cheaters show that

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Nykaen 0

Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

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cucuto89 0

yea, what happened to the bro code?

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iplaylax 0

preferably do so with a katana - the most honorable of weapons

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Lythnia 0

Cheating and near-incest? Lovely. Your life is definitely ******...

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Mandred_fml 0

How is this incest? His brother is her brother IN LAW.... No blood relation what so ever.

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julz017 0

your reading comprehension sucks. she said near incest. because they're supposed to be family albeit through marriage.

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skullbuster 0

So what's the deal here, did your brother inherit all the family jewels or is he just better in the sack?

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qwertyone 0

Double betrayal...ouch.

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americayay 0

Aw. True FML for once. Bust the bottle over her head and stab him with the broken shards. Little dark, huh?

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