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Technology hate humans

By Helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp - 25/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML

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You deserved it 300

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By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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You deserved it 62 319

cat.exe

By Caci Johnson - 15/10/2017 04:30

Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML

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You deserved it 614

By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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You deserved it 2 896

By hating my life - 26/11/2015 07:57 - United States

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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You deserved it 7 437

No typing! Only petting!

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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You deserved it 191

Thanks Dave, good one

By tech_support - 04/11/2011 16:05 - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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You deserved it 41 102

By jhftrainer23 - 05/08/2011 14:42 - United States

Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML

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You deserved it 2 857

newbiemalestr8 26

Sunday 25 June 2023 16:14

Time for a new keyboard

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 June 2023 16:58

You can get a new keyboard for less than $20, so why are you bugging us, asshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Comments

newbiemalestr8 26

Sunday 25 June 2023 16:14

Time for a new keyboard

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 25 June 2023 16:50

so buy a new keyboard. or unplug it when it starts going

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 June 2023 16:58

You can get a new keyboard for less than $20, so why are you bugging us, asshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thaylok 17

Sunday 25 June 2023 17:34

I have a habit of taking mine apart and cleaning it. Sounds like soda and food spilled on it a few times.

tiptoppc 19

Monday 26 June 2023 1:27

Keyboards at goodwill are like, $3? Try finding one. Theres quite a bit of them out there. If it’s laptop, use an external and find a way to disconnect the ribbon for internal to stop it. Problem solved!