Work: Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore...

By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By illuminatzi - 03/10/2015 02:32 - United States - Temple

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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Where's my stuff?

By freezingtodeath - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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juega12847 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:17

That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.

jackkerouc9 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:27

Where the **** do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.

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elliebutton 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:46

Today, I dropped a slice of bread. FML.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:07

Was it buttered?

wordgirl 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:56

The comments to this FML are making me laugh out loud, You guys are making my day. :)

teehee520 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 13:11

I feel your pain. I dropped a waffle.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:28

Give it to me, I'll still eat it.

asdfghjklnicole 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:06

3 second rule ...

Bud_fml 16

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:47

1. It isn't that funny... 2. How is this in the "Love" category?

kewlcat 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:08

mods changed the first comment . way to go!!

abdur 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:29

Happens too the best of us...

abdur 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:32

I meant 'to' the best of us... sorry...

uberkrissy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:30

Well, it's not embarassing unless you got it from the Goodwill for like 2 dollars

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:49

Leaving the tag on your pants is nothing to cry about.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:56

By the way, who on earth thinks accidentally leaving a tag on new pants is funny, or that it's a big enough deal to all want to scream it at you? What an awful sense of humor.

levicki 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:24

Nothing to worry about did you say?! Where i'm from, if you leave your tag out on your pants you would have to get tied up into a bag and beaten with a plank of wood with a nail on the end.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:37

A plank with a nail? You cry baby, Where I come from you get shot with a crossbow for wearing the tag on your pants, even if it's an accident. True story.

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:11

Your jokes are not funny at all. You must be from the same workplace as OP. It is a tag... where do you work that it becomes a joke?

cani_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:44

how tragic your life must be.. take a joke you emo

wordgirl 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:49

I'm taking it that you know that was affection, right? Nobody's that openly mean. :)

wordgirl 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:50

Gotta be the best #1 message ever. Thanks for being awesome. :)

Trollkiller 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 13:00

cmon u noobs it shows that the place where op works, ppl love n care abt each other. it's not Luke most of the other offices where collegeues are just mean n backbite most of d time n yeah abt checking my body parts before leaving home yah even I do it. actually I am so careful abt it that I remove my pants n try to rub "down there" till am really satisified that nothing is still left inside.