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Inappropriate "joke" time

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, at work, we were talking about how Google apparently has a room full of puppies for when their employees are feeling stressed. I made a very loud joke about how we should get a room full of company prostitutes for when we feel stressed, not realizing there was a customer and my manager in the store. FML

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poopface82 16

Monday 21 November 2022 14:40

You’re at work. Stick to joking about beer.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 November 2022 15:37

You shouldn't make a joke about that! You should put it in the Suggestion Box. It's a great idea!

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poopface82 16

Monday 21 November 2022 14:40

You’re at work. Stick to joking about beer.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 November 2022 15:37

You shouldn't make a joke about that! You should put it in the Suggestion Box. It's a great idea!

tiptoppc 18

Wednesday 23 November 2022 20:21

As someone who has worked at Google before, that’s bullshit. No, no room of puppies. Nerf guns yes, not dogs. Well, except some employees brought their own dogs in, but they stayed at their desk and couldn’t cause problems

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