Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
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Top comments
justcommenting19 19
I'm sorry but it's Alabama. Of course they wouldn't believe you about that.
Googolman 29
Don't be too nice to your parents now, or they might get the wrong idea.
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Comments (71)
SecundusSecunda 27
"accidentally"
Duckybird101 5
I heard my 1st boyfriends mom say this once " Incest the game the whole family can play".
tejayzz 1
Grounded, yet you still have access to the Internet?
jtfrisch 22
There's no way your parents actually think you just wanted to get like a top 10 list of best incest out there
stickthatwhere 16
The best kind is the inner family kind
9a_1z 12
Soo... did you manage to find out what the best kind of incest was before the controls shut you down? I mean incense!
interesting33 37
How stupid would you have to be to purposefully type it in? Knowing there are parental controls. I mean they really should believe you here.
Spyderbane 10
why would they belive them? Web pages on computers don't auto complete like cellphones. they give suggestions. also parental controls don't flag search results. they flag if he clicks the link.
Fairyjoshy 13
Some parental controls would flag the searches, actually.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Freudian slip OP?
ohSNAPyall 27
No, Alabama is rural, and people are big douches about dated stereotypes.
Yudith_fml 11
If you give me the address of your anonymous mailbox, I can smuggle some incense out of India for you.