By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
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Same thing different taste

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justcommenting19 19

I'm sorry but it's Alabama. Of course they wouldn't believe you about that.

Don't be too nice to your parents now, or they might get the wrong idea.

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I heard my 1st boyfriends mom say this once " Incest the game the whole family can play".

Grounded, yet you still have access to the Internet?

There's no way your parents actually think you just wanted to get like a top 10 list of best incest out there

Soo... did you manage to find out what the best kind of incest was before the controls shut you down? I mean incense!

How stupid would you have to be to purposefully type it in? Knowing there are parental controls. I mean they really should believe you here.

why would they belive them? Web pages on computers don't auto complete like cellphones. they give suggestions. also parental controls don't flag search results. they flag if he clicks the link.

Some parental controls would flag the searches, actually.

No, Alabama is rural, and people are big douches about dated stereotypes.

If you give me the address of your anonymous mailbox, I can smuggle some incense out of India for you.