Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
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Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
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Top comments
justcommenting19 19
I'm sorry but it's Alabama. Of course they wouldn't believe you about that.
Googolman 29
Don't be too nice to your parents now, or they might get the wrong idea.
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Comments (71)
bridges13 19
The parental controls would mess up only if you clicked on the links.
olpally 32
Lmfao. Hilarious yet tragic... Good luck explaining that.
TheLadyOpal 30
I'm picturing a ton of flashing lights and sirens. I'm guessing parental controls don't actually do that, but that's how I picture this going down in my head.
alex_gen 39
Well, it is Alabama.
keiNan_fml 35
sweet home Alabama.
ColorOfSoul 19
Hey man, I follow the positive mind set and believe it will bring me fortune and the love of my life. You should be proud as many people are having better day after seeing this. Sorry......I will stop now.
amileah13 26
Too bad you couldn't use the "autocorrect" excuse!
doodlecloud 26
Except OP totally could...
zeffra13 31
Typos happen. Parents need to chill, I can't believe they didn't understand. That's a little worrisome in itself.
drrobotnik1 18
nice try. you're from alabama. we know what you get up to on family game night.
ThatHorse 15
Um, google autocomplete only bases its results off of previous searched from your computer (unless there are none, then it bases off popular searches). I'd be worried about what your family was googling that it autocompleted to "incest" right off the bat.
Fairyjoshy 13
...Who said anything about autocorrect? Fingers slip up.
MoxleyCrue 17
It would have to be autocorrect if this were truly an accident. The "T" key is nowhere near the "N".