Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
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Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
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Top comments
justcommenting19 19
I'm sorry but it's Alabama. Of course they wouldn't believe you about that.
Googolman 29
Don't be too nice to your parents now, or they might get the wrong idea.
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Comments (71)
falloutboytrash 10
wincest
Anxe 9
Because the T key is next to the N and the E keys. Oh wait...
bad_boyfriend 10
Who would google that...it's common knowledge that bro-sis is the best incest.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
To do that you have to miss the second N completely, and miss 2 letters and press one less. Should've checked your typing skills first and checked your search before you searched
Gennocent 17
Freudian slip
AcieMcG 21
*Reads location* 'Incense' hahaha sureeeee.
MrZsDad 19
At least you know your marijuana habit is safe when they don't ask about the incense. lol
gray154 3
Get help so they can see its BS
jmaster888 11
Why did you need incense anyways?
fantasyworld 37
Typos ducking suck.