Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
Brittany0989 0
I agree, smoking is a gross habit/addiction.
darabant 0
don't smoke
Raleigh_bruh 7
Anna, you hypocrite haha. :]
pancakesfordinne 0
In soviet Russia, we didn't bitch about little burns
hilda_kitty 16
YDI for being a clutz...
marc_is_me 0
woohoo four nipples for the win u can now breastfeed multiple babies congrats
charlottent 0
LOL @12 :P
onyx735 0
15 lol
karmaslave 5
Pretty much!
GameDub 0
yeah, no point in smoking.
Cheezcakes 0
in Soviet Russia STFU!! (:
lexy216 0
that's y u shouldn't smoke
dannnn_fml 0
well how do you even do that?
Haileyw15 0
YDI for smoking. Smoking is disgusting.
tj41567 0
YDI wats the point of smoking if u don't get high
SqueakyBootz 0
YDI for trying to be cool in front of your friends without using your bib.
boating_guy 33
agree with 1, YDI for smoking dam addicts
xxgallardolp560 5
I agree OP. You deserve it for smoking, not only is it a nasty addiction, but it is also something that I thought would be stuck in the past by now. I am glad you got burned, those burns are a foreshadowing of what is happening to your lungs. YDI!!!
mesnugglez 0
Agree with 1.
raptrboy23 0
That's one negative of a V-Neck shirt.
ohsnapitsfritchy 0
that's what you get for smoking, you ******.
KiddNYC1O 20
now you have 4 holes.. one on each lung and two on your chest, good job
fakeking2 0
smoking is a habit, blow
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
YDI for smoking.if u didn't know smoking kills!!
fakeking2 0
smoking is a habit, blow it in the air ;P
sugarr0babby0 0
Well it wouldn't of happened if you didn't smoke. YOU DESERVED IT all the way !
soccerdilan 0
stupid
XxAmygirlxX 0
The sad thing is, I don't smoke yet the same thing happened to me with a lit match. It hurt like hell!
julie3841 11
smoking's gross, but maybe you should be more careful..
tjrocks1294 0
congrats you now have four nipples like a cow!
MrCalves 1
that's what you get for exposing other people to second hand smoke. karma is a bitch
EastonxStealth 0
um #102 I believe stuntin is a habit aswell
blazin_cockasion 0
uhh stupid smokers
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
ydi for smoking . why do you care about a little burn while every time you take in a puff of that ciggarette your slowly killing yourself ? life is more important than a burn op .
kand_fml 0
exactly what #1 said , YDI for smoking
00yoda4 0
ydi for living in California
00yoda4 0
and smokeing
00yoda4 0
WTF 5 is gone what did it say
gaga_ooh_lala 0
great!!!! now that will go perfectly with your yellow stained teeth due to your smoking >_>
michael419 0
you all can **** off, I'll smoke whatever I want whenever I want. 420
twist_of_fame93 0
in soviet Russia you burn cigarettes
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Wow, I was just about to say that!
Stunsz 0
agreed with #81 bro dont smoke
morgan06 0
31 wouldnt that be nice?!
Deverz 10
ydi for smoking
ninjacapo 2
ill be the creepy perv guy pics so we can make sure.
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
ydi for smokin and bein clumsy. I have no pity for fools like you. :P
Norwegian_Wood 4
Exactly what #1 said. YDI for smoking.
kram02 2
ydi for smoking
Apolloholix13 0
people need to calm down here, just look at the war of comments down below. it's ridiculous.
666Alyssa 3
Thats what you get for smoking. Haha.
mattman1994 0
I agree with 81. Smoking gives your lungs two extra nipples
romskiies 0
for all you saying ydi for smoking, it's like saying you get in a car accident and ydi for driving.. my two cents idc much about smoking, I myself so it once in a while but not often but op deserves it for being careless and letting the stogie fall :D
Eyeliner_fml 0
15- Win
Sexywhiteboy 0
YDI for having fat nasty ****.
gIsaac 0
205 ftw, bitches!
mirianazradd 0
owch.
LaneyyLOVE 0
idk if anyone else agrees but I think ydi sounds better as youra dumb idiot ... instead of you deserve it . just saying(:
Stevefett 0
I smoked for many years and quit about 6 months ago. it's a dirty and expensive habit. Apparently dangerous too. Quit smoking. it's the best thing for you.
michael419 0
holy shit I just smoked what I wanted, any guesses? I'll give u a hint. it was marijuana!!!
liamkilcoyne 0
there just oddly placed nipples
groovis 2
I lost all four grandparents to smoking related illness and last Aug 24 I held my mother's hand as she died from lung cancer. Look at those burns and realize what's happening INSIDE you is WAY worse and get smoke-free! It's either that or you will have the ultimalte FML soon.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
No 1- Thats a very small minded ignorant view. Someone does something you don't like so they deserve pain? great person you are, huh?
panic222354 0
uv got it all wrong in solviet Russia u r are funny see it's the opposite
Capn 0
EDIT: /ignore Stupid Javascript. I curse thee
nyabya92 0
smoking is gross! YDI.
djbrooke12345 0
exactly
thatonek1d 0
ydi for smoking you dumb bitch!!! YOU ARE POLLUTING THE AIR!!!!
tomtm7 0
haha everyone needs to shut up, if someone smokes they r not hurting u in any way so stop bitching
schnitzel5 0
in soviet Russia cigarette smoke you! ahhh chooo
HisShadow 1
Best. Avatar. Ever.
heroesrocksmysoc 0
YDI
mayumm 0
dsnt matter if that happened because something worse is going to happen if you keep smoking.
awkwardepicfail 0
yeah OP. YDI for smoking. if you're gonna smoke do hookahs =P
way2show 0
yeah your the idiot who decided to smoke
pleasebitch_fml 0
Karmas only a bitch if you are(:
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
paid2think 0
He deserves it for smoking faggots.
MagicalPegicorn 0
instead, chew!
sugarr0babby0 0
Agreed with 2 and 80... 124, You fail.
Blame_The_Dog 0
128 lmao at the girl making the "west side" gang signs, you girls seem like fun haha.
sugarr0babby0 0
^ hahah.
melainie 0
that's why you shouldn't smoke
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
^^cute kid
bluewaffles69 0
^^ agreed(:
charleycake 0
theyre both cute
melainie 0
thanks guys
xoxdimondsxox 0
ouchh tht might be the FIRST time tht happened
smiles4life 1
WTF is with all the soviet Russia comments?!?! just zip it no one cares about Russia it's seriously getting old with the comments ppl
JimmyWeir 0
In soviet Russia we kill men who talk bad about soviet russia. just ask the japs.
SqueakyBootz 0
in soviet Russia, we zip you
RedPillSucks 31
DIY mastectomy?
charlottent 0
haha, OP. i wonder if it looks like a 3rd and 4rth nipple. :P
melizza 0
it's wacha get for smoking. you deff desereve it
im_banned 0
u can smoke just don't smoke ciggarets
00yoda4 0
my uncle, grandpa, grandma, cusin, another cusin, a 3rd cusin, aunt, another aunt, brother, and father all died from cigars so I ******* HATE YOU. GO DIE IN A GOD-DANM HOLE YOU MOTHER ******* BITCH
ArtIsResistance7 1
What about the dog?
gIsaac 0
I hate people who hate smokers! would you hate a fat person too, huh?! they're killing themselves as well, jackasses. and why would you hate someone who's only hurting themselves. hate makes people depressed and want to smoke more so **** haters
OwNowBrownCow 0
flirt, you got banned?
paid2think 0
who dosen't hate fat people nowadays.
FFML_314 11
I have no problem with fat people.
00yoda4 0
WOW my 11th relitive died from smoking goddanm cigars oh 267 I hope you like that I spelled danm right I hate my iPods autocorrect 209 yes the dog is dead but it is not from smokeing
qriztyy4747 3
were you wearing a really loose shirt?! ouch
HazelBunny 0
two burns?
Daerauko 0
in between her ****... one on each
xbrit551 13
I've done this before. It ******* sucks :(
noxiffic 20
the cigarette probably moved around because of gravity...