FML : Today, I was sitting at a lunch table with some of my coworkers when one of them decided to put out his cigarette on the table and missed. I now have a...

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Today, I was sitting at a lunch table with some of my coworkers when one of them decided to put out his cigarette on the table and missed. I now have a nice burn mark on my hand. Did he say sorry? No. "Your hand shouldn't have been there." FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 May 2017 04:00 /

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By cakefete2 | 30

#7449889 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:58

This is where you slap him just hard enough and say, "your face should not have been there".

By idk_rose | 25

#7449876 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:18

Use his hand as a coaster for next morning's hot coffee.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7449875 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:13

And your hand shouldn't look so much like an ashtray. This one is on you.

By idk_rose | 25

#7449876 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:18

Use his hand as a coaster for next morning's hot coffee.

By cakefete2 | 30

#7449889 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:58

This is where you slap him just hard enough and say, "your face should not have been there".

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Corner514 | 6

#7449902 - Saturday 6 May 2017 5:39

good job

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Alexandria79 | 22

#7449937 - Saturday 6 May 2017 8:17

I really like this answer.

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momogal | 22

#7450518 - Sunday 7 May 2017 10:28

You beat me to the punch. Came on here to say something to the effect of "You should've punched him and said 'Your face shouldn't have been there.'" Great minds think alike!

By Lily_Rain77 | 24

#7449903 - Saturday 6 May 2017 5:45

Go to HR, that's bullshit.

By Exaspera | 53

#7449906 - Saturday 6 May 2017 5:54

Oooooooh! You're smokin' now!

By sarcasmismyno1 | 22

#7449907 - Saturday 6 May 2017 5:57

Where the hell do you live that people can smoke at a lunch table?!

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sweetbliss3 | 37

#7450012 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:23

they do make tables for the outdoors.

By species4872 | 19

#7449922 - Saturday 6 May 2017 6:52

Such co-ordination, he's lucky he wasn't about to have sex cause he would have end up in the shit.

By tylers52 | 12

#7449935 - Saturday 6 May 2017 8:05

Thats assault

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7450026 - Saturday 6 May 2017 12:47

No idea how he was able to even speak after that. I would of knocked him out the moment he did what he did. You need to grow a spine.

By Ana Yasser | 12

#7450052 - Saturday 6 May 2017 13:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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