By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 04:00

Today, I was sitting at a lunch table with some of my coworkers when one of them decided to put out his cigarette on the table and missed. I now have a nice burn mark on my hand. Did he say sorry? No. "Your hand shouldn't have been there." FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 834
You deserved it 394

Same thing different taste

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This is where you slap him just hard enough and say, "your face should not have been there".

Use his hand as a coaster for next morning's hot coffee.

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And your hand shouldn't look so much like an ashtray. This one is on you.

Use his hand as a coaster for next morning's hot coffee.

This is where you slap him just hard enough and say, "your face should not have been there".

You beat me to the punch. Came on here to say something to the effect of "You should've punched him and said 'Your face shouldn't have been there.'" Great minds think alike!

Where the hell do you live that people can smoke at a lunch table?!

they do make tables for the outdoors.

species4872 19

Such co-ordination, he's lucky he wasn't about to have sex cause he would have end up in the shit.

Lobby_Bee 17

No idea how he was able to even speak after that. I would of knocked him out the moment he did what he did. You need to grow a spine.