By Anonymous
Today, I was sitting at a lunch table with some of my coworkers when one of them decided to put out his cigarette on the table and missed. I now have a nice burn mark on my hand. Did he say sorry? No. "Your hand shouldn't have been there." FML
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  momogal  |  22

You beat me to the punch. Came on here to say something to the effect of "You should've punched him and said 'Your face shouldn't have been there.'" Great minds think alike!

By  species4872  |  19

Such co-ordination, he's lucky he wasn't about to have sex cause he would have end up in the shit.