Today, I was sitting at a lunch table with some of my coworkers when one of them decided to put out his cigarette on the table and missed. I now have a nice burn mark on my hand. Did he say sorry? No. "Your hand shouldn't have been there." FML
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cakefete2
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This is where you slap him just hard enough and say, "your face should not have been there".
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idk_rose
| 25
Use his hand as a coaster for next morning's hot coffee.
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RichardPencil
| 27
And your hand shouldn't look so much like an ashtray. This one is on you.
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idk_rose
| 25
Use his hand as a coaster for next morning's hot coffee.
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cakefete2
| 30
This is where you slap him just hard enough and say, "your face should not have been there".
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Corner514
| 6
good job
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Alexandria79
| 22
I really like this answer.
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momogal
| 22
You beat me to the punch. Came on here to say something to the effect of "You should've punched him and said 'Your face shouldn't have been there.'" Great minds think alike!
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Lily_Rain77
| 24
Go to HR, that's bullshit.
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Exaspera
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Oooooooh! You're smokin' now!
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sarcasmismyno1
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Where the hell do you live that people can smoke at a lunch table?!
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sweetbliss3
| 37
they do make tables for the outdoors.
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species4872
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Such co-ordination, he's lucky he wasn't about to have sex cause he would have end up in the shit.
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tylers52
| 12
Thats assault
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
No idea how he was able to even speak after that. I would of knocked him out the moment he did what he did. You need to grow a spine.
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Ana Yasser
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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